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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Cambridge Analytica Offers 75% Off All Facebook User Data For Blowout Closing Sale https://trib.al/9J4xTHJ pic.twitter.com/NjkRINSXYj

    2:47 PM - 2 May 2018
    • 2,637 Retweets
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    • Cameron Newton Casey Herd Pet Health School Dr Sylvia Benjamin #hellomynameissylvie Prison Chicken Patty Cecilia Maida EQWAL #FBPE Unicorn St. baelor butthole
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      1. Ann Nicki‏ @AnnNicki8 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can I buy my data back at a discount?

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      1. Sandy‏ @tnacgal May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Just_a_Texan

        Just when headlines were/are so bizarre that it might put @TheOnion out of business, they regrouped and landed a great post! I’m sorry I ever doubted you!!

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      1. Edgeoforever 🖖‏ @edgeoforever May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they have to. Those new fancy door signs (EMERDATA) don't come cheap!https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/05/emerdata-cambridge-analytica-shutting-down-facebook-trump/ …

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      1. adnan(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻‏ @werzadnan May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there a @Groupon for this? I'm interested.

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      2. Snif‏ @hapsnip1 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/zrbY5B8IN7

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      1. Stephanie Kirchgaessner‏ @skirchy May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You really have made it @carolecadwalla

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      1. laura kurdydyk‏ @fishwife123 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will I get air miles with my purchase?

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      2. EileenEdit‏ @EileenEdit May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't worry, they can just pack up everything and bring it to their new #Emerdata office to do the exact same thing but under more of a cloak.https://read.bi/2JKLJTc 

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      1. fluxus‏ @fluxus2 May 2
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      1. Satoshi Revolution‏ @CATA_coin May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high At the end of the storm There's a golden sky Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Walk on, walk on With hope you'll never walk alone Walk on, walk on You'll never walk alone We're _______ Ask______about us

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      2. Michelle Rock‏ @RockOn8197 May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NickBrackney

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      3. Nick Brackney‏ @NickBrackney May 3
        Replying to @RockOn8197 @TheOnion

        That is hilarious... seriously a good question though. If I give my data to a company even one I trust but the. A 3rd party later acquired them what then? Interesting stuff.

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      2.  🇪🇺 🇬🇷 🇬🇧Κατερίνα  🔶 #FBPE #DeeplyUnhelpful‏ @kmqkatie May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @NYtitanic1999

        Lol

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      3.  ❄️ Mark Woodward‏ @NYtitanic1999 May 3
        Replying to @kmqkatie @TheOnion

         ❄️ Mark Woodward Retweeted Peter Jukes

        https://twitter.com/peterjukes/status/991818550842155009?s=19 …

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        Peter JukesVerified account @peterjukes
        Replying to @peterjukes @carolecadwalla @J_amesp
        BTW Matt Richardson is not only Mercer's lawyer, he was UKIP treasurer. Here he is behind Farage, with Wigmore, Banks and Kassam in Trumps Gold Lift https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/991809770557501440?s=21 … pic.twitter.com/V3fi6KRziy
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      1. Thomas J. Thias / Clean Energy Retort‏ @AmazingChevVolt May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @Merredith

        EDITORS NOTE/ Tweet Disclaimer: Remember, This Is Humor, Funny & Real Fake News By Hilarious & Dedicated Design! ^TJT

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      1. Luke‏ @Lookkuss May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Joke’s on them. All my Facebook accounts are fake.

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      1. Jason Stiff‏ @KCOYJason May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOLpic.twitter.com/FCQAfYb09u

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      1. Tiny Dick Power‏ @xans4dinner May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I miss radio shack

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