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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Saudi Prince Visits Injured Yemeni Child In Hospital To Finish The Job https://trib.al/PHs8b58 pic.twitter.com/JCWZLILaTY

    12:20 PM - 2 May 2018
    • 3,094 Retweets
    • 7,906 Likes
    • Tyler Maez Benjamin Fitzhugh Roman Stenbeck Jose X. Marx Jarl_Ballin' ⚙️🇻🇦Alexander C.🇺🇸⚙️ 👻Spooky👻  🅱️rocialist🏳️‍🌈🌹 Shy Reply Spooky Guy Cataphrakt
    154 replies 3,094 retweets 7,906 likes
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      2. Lowell Joseph Gallin‏ @LowellGallin May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Cernovich

        MIKE "Saudi" Arabia (it's only been "Saudi" since 1933) is NOT a "kingdom". NOT a "prince". Riyadh is GROUND ZERO for Petro-Dollar Profit Financed Global WAHHABI Mass Murder Mayhem Carnage and Chaos (with blessings and support of Anglo-American Oil and Banking Establishment)

        8 replies 23 retweets 84 likes
      3. Lowell Joseph Gallin‏ @LowellGallin May 4
        Replying to @LowellGallin @TheOnion @Cernovich

        Friends please also see my book (about Growing Global Movement of PRO-Israel PRO-Jewish PRO-American Arabs and Muslims worldwide) Section Two Chapter Two pages 79ff on history of al-Saud wahhabis ("shaytanim of najd"):https://www.academia.edu/652627/Cracking_the_Quran_Code_Gods_Land_Torah_and_People_Covenants_with_Israel_in_the_Quran_and_Islamic_Tradition_-_2011_Second_Edition …

        1 reply 9 retweets 18 likes
      4. Scott soulia‏ @scott_soulia May 5
        Replying to @LowellGallin @TheOnion @Cernovich

        #GlobalGreenNewDeal cut the flow of #Petrodollars being used to enslave Americans for the enrichment of others. We have no healthcare. They do. No higher education, thiers is worldwide. No basic income. They do. We serve an oil empire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      5. Lowell Joseph Gallin‏ @LowellGallin May 5
        Replying to @scott_soulia @TheOnion @Cernovich

        Hello Scott YEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3UzolSBHJc …

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Tom Hanafee‏ @TheObsoleteMan May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guarantee this will run on Fox News as real

        10 replies 2 retweets 102 likes
      3. Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian‏ @2ManyOfUs May 2
        Replying to @TheObsoleteMan @TheOnion

        It is more plausible than most of their material.

        0 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Puma #FreeRaif‏ @PumaBare May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the Onion has more backbone than MSN.

        1 reply 6 retweets 102 likes
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      2. Impolite and Arrogant Nicole‏ @NicoleK8686 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omfg

        2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      4. Impolite and Arrogant Nicole‏ @NicoleK8686 May 2

        Savage

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Phillip Jones‏ @pjonesomaha May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes but did he use weapons or ordnance from the U.K. or U.S. to do the deed

        1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
      3. Ross Effler‏ @RoscoeWooderson May 4
        Replying to @pjonesomaha @TheOnion

        Canada.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Nathan‏ @udonomefoo May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dark Onion is Best Onion

        0 replies 2 retweets 89 likes
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      2. verse‏ @VerseofaRose May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion should def win a Pulitzer price

        1 reply 4 retweets 70 likes
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      1. Jennifer‏ @JenniferEddy4 May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor little shepherd boys need help protecting their flocks.pic.twitter.com/gBLbsHyIQ1

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      2. Robert A. Ganoosh‏ @zolaris64 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just as darkly ironic: substitute Israeli army officer for Arab Prince and Palestinian child for Yemeni.

        1 reply 4 retweets 23 likes
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