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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    5 Things To Know About The Annual NRA Meetingpic.twitter.com/Dsbf6xhVRJ

    11:49 AM - 2 May 2018
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    • Dana Pierre-Simon Laplace Dusty Hendrix Edvin Arriaza Turns out I can't go fishing in public fountains 𝖇𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖊 giddaddy Joni Skibo/LaCriox Raj bhagwandin
    14 replies 139 retweets 445 likes
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      2. Cameron Kasky‏Verified account @cameron_kasky May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice

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      1. CodeMonkey‏ @CodeMonkeyB May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Christ, probably.”

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      1. Gabriel Wiggins‏ @GabrielWiggins May 2
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        I fucking love @TheOnion

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      1. Sohu Vavohu‏ @empty_void1 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol, I’m in the airport on the way to the NRA meeting, and I still think this is hilarious.

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      1. Gary the snail‏ @ThiccB0i_Gary May 2
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        My wife Chino is so cute.pic.twitter.com/3jQ2TJyq1A

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      2. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you don't have time to look at the video here is a summation. 1: Guns 2: Guns 3: Guns 4: Guns 5: Guns

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. army man‏ @Derfman13 May 2
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @TheOnion

        okay but the onion is actually good at writing jokes dont listen to this guy

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. REGISTER to VOTE‏ @Starwoman_7 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot to mention there aren't gonna be any guns, at least when the VP is there, apparently because guns are bad.....?

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess May 2
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        Amr Samir Retweeted باراك حسين أوباما

        @NRA also said that they will support manufactured guns at the gym and they started with Barack Obama..https://twitter.com/BarackObama_Ar/status/990903277507219456?s=19 …

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        باراك حسين أوباما @BarackObama_Ar
        الحمد لله #طز_في_المناصب #صحتي_اهم pic.twitter.com/y1w0XPcSMz
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      1. Steven M Nedeau, Author, Engineer, Dork, Dad, Pal.‏ @StevenMNedeau May 2
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      1.  🦂 RKBA  👌‏ @Szym418 May 2
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        I'm not laughing

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      1. MØ‏ @MicrObliterate May 2
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        MØ Retweeted The New Yorker Radio

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        The New Yorker RadioVerified account @NewYorkerRadio
        Patricia Marx investigated the world of Doomsday preparedness and found it lacking in creativity: http://nyer.cm/ACQDNKB  pic.twitter.com/IBNsJl1Xf2
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      1. Boast Mode‏ @JordanaryBlue May 2
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        @Koufax22

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      1. Gunner  🐯‏ @realleslieNope May 2
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        and the penis size will be well below the national average

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      1. Lenny Kloggins‏ @Lenny_Kloggins May 2
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        The Onion is usually funny but this is from that.

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