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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    New Historical Drama Just 90 Minutes Of Woman Holding Up Petticoats While Running Through Open Field https://trib.al/sNlmKrb pic.twitter.com/OXsyhqR9c4

    9:20 AM - 2 May 2018
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    • ira Brian Lemos Spookleb Adams Shannon Alward Lucas DeJesus Katie McKinna ryan gosling Be me, having a laugh bruja-ja ja ja!
    38 replies 314 retweets 2,077 likes
      1. CyberBlaze‏ @BryceZabel May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds compelling as all hell!

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      1. Herr Becka‏ @HerrBecka May 2
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        80% would watch. Throw in rugged man and will increase to 💯

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      1. Kelsey Maskell‏ @KelseyMaskell11 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Intrigued

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      1. Vampire Hunter DYSP‏ @silas216 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still better than any reality show.

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      1. Frater Odysseus‏ @Odysseus93 May 2
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        Yes! The 19th century version of the 20 minute workout.

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      1. Michael‏ @Emix0817 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does the 90 minutes include the 20 minute intro of Laura Linney introducing herself and masterpiece theatre from different angles?

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      1. Paul Ramaeker‏ @PaulBRamaeker May 2
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        New Terrence Malick, then?

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      2. David Agrell‏ @DAgrell May 2
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        Ask your doctor if Zyrtec is right for you.

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      3. Laura Luke‏ @LauraLuke9 May 3
        Replying to @DAgrell @TheOnion

        My thoughts looks awesome except for sneezes hives and sinus infections

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. sad dumpling‏ @Stella_bebes May 2
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        pic.twitter.com/7car5EyGBW

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      1. SamG‏ @Lanterne_Verte May 2
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        Theresa May will love it #fieldsofwheat

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      1. the pound project‏ @_pound_project May 2
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        Starring @theresa_may?pic.twitter.com/qBO43X2KKY

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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton May 2
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        "Gone with the Wind" meets "The Sound of Music" with background provided by "Little House on the Prairie".

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      1. Supercords‏ @Supercords May 2
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        @netflix has already purchased the rights to this. Filming starts next month.

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      2. TheFoosa‏ @Fexican12 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic Poldark.

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      1. Magpie‏ @ShoutMeetVoid May 2
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        Does the drama part come from the lack of tripping, or the lack of fainting?

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      1. Demelza-Rae Poldark‏ @amandarprescott May 2
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        I'm offended that this isn't an actual PBS series!

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      1. k sims  🍓‏ @simssaid May 2
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        @mmurr97 cant wait to see it

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      1. Eric Mattina‏ @thefilmviews May 2
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        Add voice over and you have Malick’s new film.

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