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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Cops Cleared On Corruption Charges After Implicating Decorated Police Dog https://trib.al/eqdl7vA pic.twitter.com/C1qFgTRHm3

    7:16 AM - 2 May 2018
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    • Gigi Levangie, etc. Ben flori511 a gemini Téa Kvetenadze bill Jenn Jacobmanny OldCrow🔹🌽
    18 replies 164 retweets 1,077 likes
      1. Pranav Nair‏ @PN_Nair16 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought he was the best boy. I guess he had us all fooled.

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      1. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Black Labs Matter

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      1. I’m a cop, you idiot‏ @imacopyouidiot9 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Straight out of the son of sam playbook

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      1. Christian Steele 🕸‏ @Steelematic17 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That dog looks more dignified than most humans

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yea... tons of evidence were discovered inside his K-9 unit dog house, very sad.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 May 2
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        Likepic.twitter.com/c3l05gO9nP

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      2. Snsetblaze‏ @Snsetblze May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess he’s not a good dog.

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      3. Craig Falkenham‏ @CraigFalkenham May 2
        Replying to @Snsetblze @TheOnion

        He's a good boy!

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      4. Saturday Night Palsy‏ @SNPalsy May 2
        Replying to @CraigFalkenham @Snsetblze @TheOnion

        German Shepherds are lousy, greasy dogs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Craig Falkenham‏ @CraigFalkenham May 2
        Replying to @SNPalsy @Snsetblze @TheOnion

        23 million Canadians disagreed with you!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Saturday Night Palsy‏ @SNPalsy May 2
        Replying to @CraigFalkenham @Snsetblze @TheOnion

        Just goes to show what too much bagged milk will do to a person's judgement.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Craig Falkenham‏ @CraigFalkenham May 2
        Replying to @SNPalsy @Snsetblze @TheOnion

        I miss bagged milk. Three bags totaling 4 liters. Only Canadians could come up with math like that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Carel Two-Eagle‏ @C_Two_Eagle May 3
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        This is the presiding judge, right?

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page May 2
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        Bastard!

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 May 2
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        I never trusted that bitch.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 2
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        Another case of injustice in the Dogland, USA! USA! Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/8107100-curiosity-killed-the-cat-but-for-a-while-i-was-a-suspect?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. Noah‏ @NoahMorton6 May 2
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        Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dirty Dog !!

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      1. Still_Screaming_in_The_Night‏ @ChristRocksNow May 2
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        Old dog learned new tricks.

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee May 2
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        Who’s a Good Boy!

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