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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Going-Out-Of-Business Sign Thanks Neighborhood For 3 Months Of No Support Whatsoever https://trib.al/tqe340x pic.twitter.com/4KefaPe3Bo

    5:52 AM - 2 May 2018
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    • Europe Politics PLOW Morgane le Fay☾ Bruce Coon Billy C klimowiczi Pierre-Simon Laplace Kelly McCormick tumby the sexiest bitch
    23 replies 377 retweets 2,328 likes
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      2. Mike Hinko‏ @MikeHinko May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to walk by that place.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 2
        Replying to @MikeHinko @TheOnion

        Better start looking over your shoulder Buddy

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same thing happened to Babupic.twitter.com/FaJt9ON4cU

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      1.  👻 ✨Ghostfia ✨ 👻‏ @sofiameows May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Askdkeowjdn me when my last job went into liquidation and customers kept saying that it was a shame

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      1. Ebrahim Mirdehghan 🇮🇷‏ @EMirdehghan May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And he is wondering why community did not want to shop in his store!!!

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      1. violetpanther‏ @violetpanther2 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        obviously run by a friendly fella. cheerful too. 🤣

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      1. S0LlDUS‏ @S0lldus May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's becoming much harder to distinguish The Onion from r/nottheonion.

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      1. (ง'̀-'́)ง‏ @KingMike33 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Thanks for nothing. Assholes.” 😂

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      1. Kelly Near‏ @near_kelly Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha yeah

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      1. Zyxenfryx‏ @nametheftvictim May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've actually seen something like this, except a lot more passive-aggressive.

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      1. Kevin Carlton‏ @KevinCarlton16 May 3
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        New businesses need love too...

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      1. A Nudnik‏ @AbuNudnik May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually happened in my neighborhood. "you snooze, you lose" was the closing line. No kidding.

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      1. the VSA‏ @ValSandyA May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "poverty problem be solved soon, reports of group known as 'Johnny #Marijuana Seeds' covert planting in fields across USA. When poor people realize got half-$million worth of product, CONTROL freak @NAPOpolice GOP & stiff Dems like @NYGovCuomo r f**kd" Friends of #ZacharyHammond

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      1.  🤸They Call Me Billie 🤸‏ @itwitt2 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Snap! I was ready to leave a snarky reply. Curse you, Onion!!

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      1. RustyMoNPC‏ @RustyMongoose May 2
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        Have fun getting shadowbanned

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      1.  ➡ negative bank account balance‏ @napsandcats May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me @ my friends' support and involvement Well, most of them at least

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      1. Just Paul‏ @S1R1USme May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is.... Is ..... So beautiful

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That dunked right into the Mc Heart of the matter

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      2. L.G.‏ @luvnwngs May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cynicism at it’s finest

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      3. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 2
        Replying to @luvnwngs @TheOnion

        Cooking at it's worst

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      4. L.G.‏ @luvnwngs May 2
        Replying to @TMcpines @TheOnion

        😆

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