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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

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    "This trove of recently uncovered top-secret information proves Iran is a dangerous nation that withheld key details concerning their sixth-century B.C. conquest of Mesopotamia during nuclear program negotiations."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/991409245127102467 …

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    Netanyahu Provides Stunning New Evidence That Iranians Planned Sacking Of Babylon In 539 B.C. https://trib.al/C2F4VYV  pic.twitter.com/M2NCdW9QMT
    9:20 PM - 1 May 2018
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      1. Lord Jim  🍺‏ @RyeCat773 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down, and there we wept as we remembered Zion. (*takes bong hit*)

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      1. Dont Judge‏ @bluenose19611 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @PaxNostrum

        I just knew it , god damn it!!

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      1. Lindsey Graham’s Testosterone‏ @Rabidcow1 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy crap. Reading that was a mouthful.

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      1. Dona Lynette Stewart‏ @donalynette May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RonnyCarlansson

        God is even more dangerous, if we don’t learn how to love our neighbor, & stop blaming others.

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      1. Coldhands‏ @Coldhands2 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fucking knew it.

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi May 1
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        That was their forecast of the world to come when they acquire nukes and blow us back to the Stone Age.

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      2. 1/1024th Arqahn‏ @Arqahn May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually you are funny, biting, sarcastic. This headline is just stupid

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      1. John Q Leet‏ @JohnLeetAuthor May 2
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        Fun Fact: The USA has dropped around 1000 nuclear warheads on the USA #milominderbender

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff May 1
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        I particularly liked the old AOL cds.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 1
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        NK is beating them at denuclearization. Guess Iran not that fast after all.

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