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Everyone at @TheOnion understands real life so much better than any politician I've ever encountered.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/991483700327124992?s=19 …
Whatever. I'm pretty sure I saw Gordon Ramsay make open-face grilled cheese saltines garnished with soy sauce before.
But they had a quail egg
Don't forget the salt and pepper on top
Pink Himalayan salt, and pink peppercorns
Guilty, your Honor. I used to eat Hamburgerless Helper because it was cheaper per ounce than the equivalent in no-name ramen noodles.
tru dat
They're Egg McSaltines.
Hey whatever works, lol
My 20s and early 30s in a nutshell.
I once ate breaded spam with Velveeta cheese melted on top.
Nice try, but in college I once ate Rice Krispies® and peanut butter with sugar mixed up together in a Styrofoam® cup. For a week.
I have catered small gatherings from my toaster oven with less.
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