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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

    North Korea Says it Will Denuclearize If U.S. Pledges Not To Invade https://trib.al/Dx0y3J4  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/YVMgmKpG4w

    2:50 PM - 1 May 2018
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    • Nerf Guy Jill TunaAlert🐟 Aiden Mike Veblen🇺🇸 csd Austin Dembesky Tyler Spookas CRSLO
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      1. spooky mistress misandry‏ @hannahtraining May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Almost too true to be satire

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      1. Ruth Hart‏ @RuthchartRuth May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These days @TheOnion seems less and less like satire.

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      1. BoberFett‏ @BoberFett May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're a couple years late to the party, Onion.https://theintercept.com/2016/09/09/wolf-blitzer-is-worried-defense-contractors-will-lose-jobs-if-u-s-stops-arming-saudi-arabia/ …

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      1. Oldman Talking‏ @SonofaMitchToo May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you no decency, Sir? Think of the hardships families will face when their breadwinner has lost their livelihood. What's a poor nuclear technician to do if there are no more jobs in nuclear technology? I ask again, Sir: Have you no decency?

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      1. insunlite‏ @insunlite May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Libya #Gaddafi

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      2. Chris Fagan‏ @princeofpast May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CHINA IS THE PROBLEM... SUNG TZU KNOW YOUR ENEMY... CHINA, USES NORTH KOREA AS A LAP DOG TO UNLEASH ON SOUTH KOREA OR JAPAN.. THAN CAN CLAIM..... THEY HAD NO CONTROL OF A ROGUE NATION !!!!!

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      3. Razor Feast‏ @thelazerbeast May 1
        Replying to @princeofpast @TheOnion

        if we can't beat them we should join them - usa can be communist now, too

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      4. Orbit‏ @MusicianLucia May 1
        Replying to @thelazerbeast @princeofpast @TheOnion

        God I wish

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As long as all nuclear plants are converted into Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger Factories to compete with Viet Nam

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      1. birdhorse‏ @horseweirdo May 1
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        The denuclearization of North Korea is the worst possible outcome for international stability. Imagine the nightmare of a single US-controlled puppet state against the Chinese border. The UN must ensure the security of the Kim government, no matter what.

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't promise that. I know a lot of people with cameras that will want to come over and take pictures of basically everything.

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      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 1
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        We've never seen a NK tree before. Take picture. That's a NK rock over there. Take picture. Never had NK food. Never had NK water. Take pic.

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      4. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 1
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Instead of weapons could you maybe build a supersonic plane cause its a long ass flight to get there.

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. pour some sugar on me please‏ @SocialistCandy May 1
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        pic.twitter.com/tPS6kaweqX

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      1. Panic Brewer‏ @Panicbrewer May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It just dawned on me that area man that has been offering soundbite commentary for years in the Onion looks a little like Michael Cohen.

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This will literally nuke the economy. How can the US survive without $1T in new debt each year??

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