Almost too true to be satire
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These days
@TheOnion seems less and less like satire.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You're a couple years late to the party, Onion.https://theintercept.com/2016/09/09/wolf-blitzer-is-worried-defense-contractors-will-lose-jobs-if-u-s-stops-arming-saudi-arabia/ …
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Have you no decency, Sir? Think of the hardships families will face when their breadwinner has lost their livelihood. What's a poor nuclear technician to do if there are no more jobs in nuclear technology? I ask again, Sir: Have you no decency?
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CHINA IS THE PROBLEM... SUNG TZU KNOW YOUR ENEMY... CHINA, USES NORTH KOREA AS A LAP DOG TO UNLEASH ON SOUTH KOREA OR JAPAN.. THAN CAN CLAIM..... THEY HAD NO CONTROL OF A ROGUE NATION !!!!!
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if we can't beat them we should join them - usa can be communist now, too
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God I wish
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As long as all nuclear plants are converted into Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger Factories to compete with Viet Nam
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The denuclearization of North Korea is the worst possible outcome for international stability. Imagine the nightmare of a single US-controlled puppet state against the Chinese border. The UN must ensure the security of the Kim government, no matter what.
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Can't promise that. I know a lot of people with cameras that will want to come over and take pictures of basically everything.
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We've never seen a NK tree before. Take picture. That's a NK rock over there. Take picture. Never had NK food. Never had NK water. Take pic.
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Instead of weapons could you maybe build a supersonic plane cause its a long ass flight to get there.
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It just dawned on me that area man that has been offering soundbite commentary for years in the Onion looks a little like Michael Cohen.
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This will literally nuke the economy. How can the US survive without $1T in new debt each year??
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