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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

    Trump Boys Ransack Mueller’s Office To Steal Answer Key To Questions For Their Dad https://trib.al/LvoGA1o pic.twitter.com/w30x32zVrV

    2:11 PM - 1 May 2018
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    Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump
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      1. Late Registration‏ @MJ_PR May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        "Standard operating procedure" - @PressSec

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      1. mayor  🌙 rivy‏ @cybonk May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        onion life imitates artpic.twitter.com/4SApvgBnm2

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      1. 33% battery‏ @40_40vision May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        They look like villains from the Max Payne games.

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      1. Edward Torres‏ @Murderstorm117 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Those rascals at it again!

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      1. Karen‏ @lurkerkat May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        That last line is gold. Gold, Jerry!

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      1. tanyia‏ @tanyia May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        It is sad that I can actually see them trying to pull this off😕

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      1. ||Turing Tested||‏ @verbalpilfery May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Eric is so dumb he’s looking for the answer key in the garbage 😂

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      1. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        I want a movie with them

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      1. DJ Spyderdyne‏ @with_mike_hawk May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Ha!

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      1. blissonance‏ @blisolopithecus May 1
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        @VicKnoca

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      1. TheCrackOfDoom‏ @toocleverbyhalf May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        "The boys told their father to be sure to get a couple 'wrong' so no one would suspect, but their dad's ego wouldn't allow it. And that, dear children, is how the whole house of idiots came crashing down"

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      1.  🕸 Spider  🕷 🕷 🕷‏ @MagickSpider May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Fuckin mittens. Perfect... 😂🤣😂

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Would have succeeded too if not distracted by the Newton’s cradle.

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      1. Evkb‏ @you_r_here May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        And I’m sure they messed that up to lol

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      1. Angie Sherwood‏ @SunflowerChaCha May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        I know this is The Onion and all, but damn that hits close to reality.

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      1. Rob Woodyard‏ @robwoodyard1 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Started to ask why Eric is holding a spaghetti sieve, but then remembered that in addition to being a businessman he is also a five-star gourmet chef.

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      1. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        I have a feeling that this will all end with a pie fight at a white tie charity fundraiser.

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      1. Naomi Mitchell‏ @n_sunrise May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        These two were taught well by Dad! Praying that the dirt on Trump finally comes out! Off to jail with them ALL

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