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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

    Netanyahu Provides Stunning New Evidence That Iranians Planned Sacking Of Babylon In 539 B.C. https://trib.al/C2F4VYV pic.twitter.com/M2NCdW9QMT

    1:09 PM - 1 May 2018
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    • sirlothar🇲🇽 #antiwar Elizabeth Ferrari dreamed she burned down Manderly J.I/Kavic Eng Saudi Arabia Respectful Damanda C_Palestine ❄ Howling Dove Patrick Urquhart Enemy Of The Elites A_JY_B
    Benjamin Netanyahu
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      2. Namecannotbeblank‏ @Aftrunner May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        What is this painting? It looks absolutely stunning. :O Someone? I would love to hang this somewhere in my den.

        5 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. bunzo‏ @tigersuit May 1
        Replying to @Aftrunner @TheOnion @netanyahu

        It's called "The Fall of Babylon" by John Martin

        0 replies 3 retweets 67 likes
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      2.  🇮🇪 Brigonos' Spooky Halloween Name  🇵🇸‏ @BrigonChomhgail May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        We must bomb Persia 539 B.C. before they can develop spears.

        1 reply 2 retweets 63 likes
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      1. Attitude of Gratitude‏ @artvos May 1
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      1. ابوحکمت‏ @mhstq110 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @tparsi @netanyahu

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      1. M@ Parks‏ @MatthewBParksSr May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        The minute that I say him pulling blankets off of notebooks and Compact Disks, in 2018, as evidence, I know he was full of crap.

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      2. Steven Chesser‏ @TheChesserGroup May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        He's right, the Persian empire was never tried in the World Court for this outrage. However, Alexander the Great made them pay for their aggression.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Fabrica Records‏ @FabricaRecords May 1
        Replying to @TheChesserGroup @TheOnion @netanyahu

        yeah sure, by keeping the Persian royalty in place, most of the satraps in their leadership seats, and then adopting Persian dress...

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Light #ReconnectJulian‏ @DonKiteretsu May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        pretty sure #iranians defeated the #babylonians, freed the #jews which the babs had taken as slaves, and even paid for the rebuilding of their #temple. Cant wait for #bibi to try change ancient history too 🙃

        1 reply 4 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Hephaestus‏ @AmeriHephaestus May 1
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      2. The Real JarbD‏ @JarbD May 1
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      2. Irishgypsy‏ @Solidarity101 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @kenklippenstein @netanyahu

        While still denying Israel's not so secret nuclear program. Typical.

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Gshlomi‏ @Gshlomi1 May 1
        Replying to @Solidarity101 @TheOnion and

        Israel is not signed on NPT of nuclear weapons and thats my friend the only difference...hahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Irishgypsy‏ @Solidarity101 May 1
        Replying to @Gshlomi1 @TheOnion and

        ha, ha. Good point.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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