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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

    Report Suggests Stalin Was Just One Great Purge Away From Creating Communist Utopia https://trib.al/oBYlSkr pic.twitter.com/hlduEsGGcH

    12:38 PM - 1 May 2018
    • 3,264 Retweets
    • 8,789 Likes
    • Yordan Janssen Orthodontia Studio TheNewHughGMcLeod 🇮🇷 🇨🇺 Antifa Hypersoldier 🇷🇺 🇰🇵 Peon Jayden Harris Justin D Waverek Kokoweef Kyonn and Samah
    162 replies 3,264 retweets 8,789 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Rev. Duncan Trussell M.D.‏Verified account @duncantrussell May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CC @jordanbpeterson

        3 replies 5 retweets 153 likes
      3. Andrew Bard Epstein‏ @andEps May 1
        Replying to @duncantrussell

        Pretty disappointing you're chums with this reactionary, Duncan. Look at the assorted chauvinists he rolls with and tell me if that's your vision for the world.

        8 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Rev. Duncan Trussell M.D.‏Verified account @duncantrussell May 1
        Replying to @andEps

        The world is my vision for the world.

        1 reply 0 retweets 77 likes
      5. Andrew Bard Epstein‏ @andEps May 1
        Replying to @duncantrussell

        Maybe you can chat about it on Jordan's new podcast with Ben Shapiro.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Andrew Bard Epstein‏ @andEps May 1
        Replying to @andEps @duncantrussell

        pic.twitter.com/hC14JLsfKz

        2 replies 2 retweets 22 likes
      7. Rev. Duncan Trussell M.D.‏Verified account @duncantrussell May 1
        Replying to @andEps

        You’re right! You’re like Gandhi! Thank you for teaching us.

        1 reply 0 retweets 65 likes
      8. Andrew Bard Epstein‏ @andEps May 1
        Replying to @duncantrussell

        No need to get defensive, my dude. I'm just disappointed that you'd hang with social darwinist, bell-curve choads. "The Rosa Parks of Pronouns," as I've heard him called.

        6 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Rev. Duncan Trussell M.D.‏Verified account @duncantrussell May 1
        Replying to @andEps

        Defensive?! I bow to you. The great teacher. They’re gonna write about how your twitter campaign against mid level podcasters who interact with @jordanbpeterson stopped the apocalypse.

        5 replies 4 retweets 131 likes
      10. 4 more replies
      1. New conversation
      2. dyl‏ @chet_ubetchaa May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give it 10 years and this will be a nonironic New York Times article.

        5 replies 12 retweets 164 likes
      3. matrix07012‏ @matrix07012 May 1
        Replying to @chet_ubetchaa @TheOnion

        I give it two.

        2 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
      4. dyl‏ @chet_ubetchaa May 1
        Replying to @matrix07012 @TheOnion

        Oh it wouldnt surprise me. 10 was my conservative (no pun intended) guess

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Patrick‏ @enemyimages May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're really gonna do this on May Day

        10 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3.  ⚡Spock ⚡‏ @SpocksBrains May 2
        Replying to @enemyimages @TheOnion

        Some of us prefer Remembering Victims of Communism Day. Much more appropriate than celebrating an ideology that has never, and will never, achieve anything other than death, destruction and the enrichment of the corrupt.

        1 reply 2 retweets 70 likes
      4. Patrick‏ @enemyimages May 2
        Replying to @SpocksBrains @TheOnion

        lmao doesn't Star Trek take place in a communist society

        8 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  ⚡Spock ⚡‏ @SpocksBrains May 2
        Replying to @enemyimages @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PQXEHEioPg

        1 reply 9 retweets 75 likes
      6. Weeb Pride World Wide‏ @CYBERVIOLENCE_ May 4
        Replying to @SpocksBrains @enemyimages @TheOnion

        shhhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq8y-ejapjE …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7.  ⚡Spock ⚡‏ @SpocksBrains May 4
        Replying to @CYBERVIOLENCE_ @enemyimages @TheOnion

        lol, thats great

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That utopia consisted of only him and that one guy who makes really good pierogi.

        0 replies 3 retweets 97 likes
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      2. Andrew Dettmer‏ @apdettmer May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/xXZ50pQgZE

        3 replies 5 retweets 68 likes
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