Whoever creates these headlines deserves a bonus
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E. Coli: "Ugh. That pic makes my cytoplasm look so fat."
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is this a prophecy
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Romaine Holiday.
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Gives a new meaning to ‘wanna beef?’
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y'all are on the top of your game
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Finally ready to eat something that's not riddles with bacteria, eh?
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WTF autocorrect? I corrected riddles to riddled twice and you still messed it up.
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Coming soon to a McDonalds near you. E. Coli, it's whats for dinner.
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E. Coli, AKA, David Dennison, files suit against inhumane treatment and reports the diet of salad has caused incapacitating bowel movements - sometimes up to twice a week.
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They look tasty, where do I get some ?
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Like fruit pastilles.
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That’s so bad!





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