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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

    Suction Cup-Wearing Robert Mueller Forced To Cower Behind White House Chandelier After Trump Returns Home Earlier Than Planned https://trib.al/ReUEQL2 pic.twitter.com/kNd3fz8z3D

    11:05 AM - 1 May 2018
    • 603 Retweets
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    • John Dacey Bonnie O'Neill nickelodeon 💫 Deborah Deutsch David Murdock David Durensky Annabelle Schwartz Dracula, but a big fucking Nerd
    34 replies 603 retweets 3,168 likes
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      2. Jorge Gutierrez‏ @Jooorjay May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Piemations LOOK AT ME GO!

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. Mike Short ⚖️ 🌊‏ @mike_shortjd May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He must watch the Simpsons.pic.twitter.com/Jnj7057XXQ

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Jason Fretz‏ @Fretzy99 May 1
        Replying to @mike_shortjd @TheOnion

        Came to post this, not disappointed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Byron Blyth‏ @A_Drunk_Duck May 1
        Replying to @Fretzy99 @mike_shortjd @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wy2chvzE7a

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jason Fretz‏ @Fretzy99 May 1
        Replying to @A_Drunk_Duck @mike_shortjd @TheOnion

        Mmm...64 slices of American cheese... ...63....

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Mike Short ⚖️ 🌊‏ @mike_shortjd May 1
        Replying to @Fretzy99 @A_Drunk_Duck @TheOnion

        I think I'm blind

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not cowering my friend. That is preparing a full on Rube Goldberg deathstroke maneuver.pic.twitter.com/xcBROzrXNs

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Crenshaw‏ @okie210 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Sylv‏ @JR_sylv May 1
        Replying to @okie210 @TheOnion

        Yes it is

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. abbekommen‏ @abbekommen May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        The Onion is all satire, but Mueller’s not worrying about anything, they have Trump in checkmate. They couldn’t get him on Russia Collusion so now they’re going for Obstruction of the investigation, even though the investigation was fake from the start. Now THATS an Onion story!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Trump Revolution  🇺🇸‏ @TrumpRevoluti0n May 1
        Replying to @abbekommen @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I don't get the onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. abbekommen‏ @abbekommen May 1
        Replying to @TrumpRevoluti0n @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I don't either, it's liberal humor so who cares, I just liked how they sarcastically tried to say Mueller's worried about Trump. As long as they keep this sherade of an investigation going, they're bound to come up with some BS to try and impeach him after these midterm elections

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. KM™‏ @KMUallas May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        That picture is doctored. Don’t buy this believable story people.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. George Palmiter‏ @GeorgePalmiter May 1
        Replying to @KMUallas @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I hope people aren’t that stupid

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. KM™‏ @KMUallas May 1
        Replying to @GeorgePalmiter @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I hope and know they won’t let me down...in short, yes they are.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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