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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 1

    ‘GQ’ Calls The Bible Foolish And Not Worth Reading https://trib.al/f5RkPGx  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/5jrrdKsbvM

    7:58 AM - 1 May 2018
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    • BabsD Darren (R-KS) 🌈 The Salad Dad Reid Chave AkiraFactor Laluda Thraudil sherman did nothing wrong🌹 Noah Kindt Tony
    20 replies 150 retweets 866 likes
      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I saw the image of Jesus on a piece of toast one time. As it turned out I had been slipped a tab of acid and was trying to eat a Kenny Loggins album. Now every time I hear Footloose I can't help but cry thinking of what might have been my own personal relationship with toast.

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's take a moment to reflect on the passages from Austin 3:16pic.twitter.com/ChcrYEPHpV

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      1. jca914‏ @JCA914 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t that the magazine where every month they dress up an NBA player like a fictional wall st guy who loves rainbow colored socks? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      1. Philosophical Goat‏ @philosoph_goat May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @drhouse15545

        And ignore those that contradict your argument

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      1.  🎃𝕳𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓𝕭𝕺𝕺𝖘𝖚𝖆𝖑  🎃‏ @HylianUsual May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Agreed. NOW lets sit back and watch the outrage 😂

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      2. dak‏ @devinvb May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Clark_Hannah this looks like brandi

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      3. Hannah Knutson‏ @Clark_Hannah May 1
        Replying to @devinvb @TheOnion

        I have ALWAYS thought that dude!

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People use Quran the same way..

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      1. The way it works‏ @thatisitnow May 1
        Replying to @Arkelly1001Com @TheOnion

        What the hell are you talking about?

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      1. Emprise Solutions‏ @Emprise2017 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How could a magazine that caters to "gentelmen" consider the Holy Bible out of style and not worth reading? Would GQ consider mocking literature from other faiths such as the Quran?

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’d rather read GQ, less foolish and more worth reading.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, name one good pick up line in the whole thing!!!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 May 1
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        pic.twitter.com/ZC7NqIXQkQ

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 May 1
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        They're not wrong

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      1. Kim Lazenby‏ @GeekCollage May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Franklin_Graham and every trump supporter bot on Twitter.pic.twitter.com/F2PZHYmx6B

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