I saw the image of Jesus on a piece of toast one time. As it turned out I had been slipped a tab of acid and was trying to eat a Kenny Loggins album. Now every time I hear Footloose I can't help but cry thinking of what might have been my own personal relationship with toast.
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Let's take a moment to reflect on the passages from Austin 3:16pic.twitter.com/ChcrYEPHpV
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Isn’t that the magazine where every month they dress up an NBA player like a fictional wall st guy who loves rainbow colored socks?
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And ignore those that contradict your argument
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Agreed. NOW lets sit back and watch the outrage
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@Clark_Hannah this looks like brandi -
I have ALWAYS thought that dude!
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People use Quran the same way..
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What the hell are you talking about?
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How could a magazine that caters to "gentelmen" consider the Holy Bible out of style and not worth reading? Would GQ consider mocking literature from other faiths such as the Quran?
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I’d rather read GQ, less foolish and more worth reading.
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Hey, name one good pick up line in the whole thing!!!
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They're not wrong
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@Franklin_Graham and every trump supporter bot on Twitter.pic.twitter.com/F2PZHYmx6BThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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