Back when I was about 14, I would walk into random office buildings with a fast food bag & tell security (if any) that I was someone's kid bringing them lunch. It was like sneaking into the zoo. Trying to observe humans in captivity. I don't think I ever paid for school supplies.
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Too real.
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Your replacement - right out of college - for smaller salarypic.twitter.com/vc7e6ykqRC
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@HydeNS33k Your stories give this a whole different light for me :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It's I.T., looking for snacks.
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As an IT ghost, this is me every day
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I always think that - just is usually lost people
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He's obviously an undercover cop and there to foil your plans to go postal. Maybe you shouldn't have left your Hit Plan on your desk in your cubicle with the words Hit Plan written in magic marker above it.
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As long as he doesn’t have a clipboard we’re gucci
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It's probably nothing.
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He’s from a different floor, he just needs to take a nasty dump away from his work area.
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It means your boss is under review.
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Lol, accurate.
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