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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Stripper Surprised She Only Talked To 2 Homicide Detectives Today https://trib.al/l9NqLwF pic.twitter.com/WokEN1WEBu

    8:51 PM - 30 Apr 2018
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    23 replies 472 retweets 4,136 likes
      1. This Szn‏ @two_shanezz Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's probably the prime suspect. I mean, just look at her. She has a killer body.

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      2. horsefaced killah‏ @024601 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is anti sex worker misogyny. #botycotttheonion

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Spooky Succubus Alicia  💜‏ @Flailmorpho_ Apr 30
        Replying to @024601 @TheOnion

        ...it's a joke about police procedurals...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. horsefaced killah‏ @024601 Apr 30
        Replying to @Flailmorpho_ @TheOnion

        mansplaining at it's finest.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Spooky Succubus Alicia  💜‏ @Flailmorpho_ Apr 30
        Replying to @024601 @TheOnion

        ...I'm a woman...and a sex worker...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Trapserpent‏ @trapserpent199 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sub par if this was a murder case she’s definitely NOT the prime suspect...there has to be a BETTER accomplice

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      1. Chris Hadrick‏ @Chris_Hadrick Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "yeah I know him, he was a creep" *crum crum*

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now with no Backpage things are going to get real nasty, lol

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      1. There are Some Who Call Me...Tim‏ @t_robic May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol. @aka_felony

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      1. Lou‏ @SweetLouNutella Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ice T voice: it’s my duty to talk to the booty

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...while giving them a lap dance.

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      2. nick‏ @nickhgale May 1
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        @callum_may

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stripper also surprised she’s still a stripper at 32.

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      1. Arin‏ @bisexualboii47 May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Phelps and Galloway, LAPD

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      1. Nick Waikem‏ @waikedady May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @WRBolen

        @btwice9 another one

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      1. PLHodge‏ @PaLaHo May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy schnitzel I was contemplating how to lie to cops if I became a stripper. Alas, I got a boring day job and never talk to the police.

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. Nancy Duan‏ @nancy_duan Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @johannapeee omg True Detective lol

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