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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/cFPddxKyTw

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      1. standingfierce‏ @standingfierce Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not in my house, what kind of bland enchiladas are you eating

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      1. Michael D. Ficus  ℹ️‏ @mikeficus Apr 30
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        Ha. Not if you're Cuban.

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      1. Jennifer Anthony‏ @jenant28 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @denisesteinberg

        Actually I love cumin, but I have some 3 apartment spices in my kitchen.

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My average girlfriend shelf life is an apartment and half..

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      2. tomsalzberg‏ @TomSalzberg Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have some spices I inherited from my mom that date to about 1960. What do you do with mustard seeds?

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      3.  ⁉️ ❓ ‼️ ⁉️ ⁉️‏ @vexelove Apr 30
        Replying to @TomSalzberg @TheOnion

        Marinade steak with them and grill, throw them on roasted potatoes, in Indian rice dishes, etc. Probably won't taste much after 60 years though...

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      1. Destiny Candy‏ @sexshoptalk Apr 30
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        What about this Oregano that my nephew grew?pic.twitter.com/WzXoON8Jbf

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 30
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        The new tenants in that 3rd apartment ALWAYS get the best left-behind spices.... Even better than that used leather sofa that no one wants to keep or take with them when they leave....

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      1. Vanessa Rucker‏ @desert_coug Apr 30
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        @GabeRucker

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      1. Marce Loni‏ @Mucsarela Apr 30
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        That's what the cummin industrial complex wants you to believe!

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      1. laura meier‏ @frenzy_meier Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must say, those jars look large! Is the cumin next to curry powder? Serious cooking goin' on there. I'll be right over...which apartment? 😂

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      1. Sameer Naik‏ @vancoverpunekar Apr 30
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        Try telling that to someone from outside of America...

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      1. Sonny Minx‏ @sonnyminx Apr 30
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        This is true.

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      1. Vesperyl (CHECK BIO)‏ @borbhorse Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, around 6 seconds?

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      1. have mercy  ✊🏾 🌊 🇺🇸‏ @blabbercrumb Apr 30
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        spot on

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