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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Report: San Francisco To Shut Doors Over Rising Rent https://trib.al/X3NnA2t pic.twitter.com/eQzU7IwZtf

    3:23 PM - 30 Apr 2018
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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        San Francisco welcomes everyone of all races, colors and religions...so long as their net worth is in the mid-seven figures.

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      1. Army of Peeps (but spooky somehow)‏ @Army_of_Peeps Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Replaced by an upscale craft brewery and a shop that only sells fair-trade paper towels.

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      1. Ya‏ @PunchintheFace Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i thought this website was for satire.

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      1.  🐾BanryuBigBadWolf 🐾‏ @BanryuWolf Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This hits too close to home.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 30
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        From now on, renters will have to get into their apartments by going in a window....

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      2. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        City planners have confirmed that the new move will allow achieving the dream of moving all drug-dealers to one neighborhood due to complaints from SFPD taking time to arrive for arrest, residents can't sleep because of the raids and sirens noise, and gangs demanding independence

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Apr 30
        Replying to @avoidaccess @TheOnion

        They stole that from the Wire.

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The homeless are only making 6 figures. They can't even rent a broom closet on those wages.

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      1. btjans‏ @btjans Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t worry. Gavin Newsom will fix this. LMFAO!!

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      1. Spirit of Horus‏ @DemotedHusband Apr 30
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        I thought it was perhaps due to the pervasive smell of human waste everywhere in the city

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      1. Jason False‏ @sonfalls Apr 30
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        It's about time, at least no one has to wear a dress code. Thanks Onion, you make me laugh!

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      1. Cookie Lady‏ @CookieLady444 Apr 30
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        Ha!!

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      1. Stephen Henrickson‏ @SteveH052 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This true satire, but not only SF, but rent from here into the east bay is so high, you see more ppl sharing rent, ppl with 2 or 3 jobs just trying to keep any roof over their head.

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman Apr 30
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        cc @SFyimby

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman Apr 30
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        Roman Retweeted Eric Kingsbury

        Hey Onion, try harder!https://twitter.com/ericmkingsbury/status/990292391373422592 …

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        Eric Kingsbury @ericmkingsbury
        Art Agnos: “How big do we want our city to be and for whom?”
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      1. CMH‏ @Artfull_Hodger Apr 30
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        pic.twitter.com/e4yVprDRtV

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 30
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        SF renamed Googlville...

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