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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Shelter Dog Eating Own Shit Not Exactly Doing Itself Any Favors https://trib.al/iqfd5MO  #NationalAdoptAShelterPetDaypic.twitter.com/dN44opqFKv

    12:38 PM - 30 Apr 2018
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    25 replies 128 retweets 863 likes
      1. Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.‏ @Amanda_Kerri Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bruh. Just give us this one day.

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      2. John Ross‏ @johnrmc Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dUF2tElo6p

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Apr 30
        Replying to @johnrmc @TheOnion

        Err I don't get the context of this picture.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good analogy for a Trump voter.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Señor Big Sex‏ @AdamFoxy935 Apr 30
        Replying to @abqralph @TheOnion

        I really don’t see it

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      1. Keith Blackwell‏ @KeithBl95077249 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shelter Dog wrongly assumes a tidy cage out weighs shit breath.

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      2. max358‏ @max358 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "what? it's nutritious, and saves the shelter money! I'll be a cost-effective addition to your middle-income home. my face-licks are free."

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      2. Zaza Chilvers‏ @ZazaChilvers Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        please remove this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Reid‏ @reid_strid Apr 30
        Replying to @ZazaChilvers @TheOnion

        Remove yourself

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Zaza Chilvers‏ @ZazaChilvers Apr 30
        Replying to @reid_strid @TheOnion

        Why so rude? People from Minnesota are usually nicer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. chris birr‏ @crisbir May 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And yet is living in my home. Happy belated #AdoptAShelterPetDay

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      1. Bob of Atlantis‏ @Bob_Of_Atlantis Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @tavilabradog

        I think you should submit this to @vice They love articles like this one.

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      1. waterpolo fan‏ @IanWaterpoloGuy Apr 30
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        @ryanrosst

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      1. Aliens On Dope‏ @aliensondope May 1
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        Scruffy?

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      1. McLovin‏ @CoffeeAndJazz Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That means you are not feeding it correctly

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      1. Justin Lelbach‏ @Subfightr Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As vile act as it is, I assume there is some benefit to coprophagia (poop eating). It's commonly found in nature. It's basically a super dose of probiotics, plus other "shit" but .. still..

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      1. Annie Wen‏ @WenWen_Ha Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um, have some decency. Thousands of dogs & cats are killed ww

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      1.  🌊gardenger 🌊‏ @gardenger Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why would you post something like this? These animals need all the help they can get and yet you have to do a “Trump.”

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