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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Nutritionists Reveal Humans With Proper Diet Should Not Be Defecating https://trib.al/79BDr9o pic.twitter.com/uCt5jxHXzt

    11:05 AM - 30 Apr 2018
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      2. Samantha Gordon‏ @mrssamgordon Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doesn’t make sense. If you consider the gut as an ‘external’ surface and some fibrous foods as indigestible, this can never be possible. Similarly the kidney is pre-programmed to titrate its response to fluid intake, renal function etc More info please...

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      1. ciaran tolan‏ @CiaranTolan Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That study is total bs, a healthy adult male should defecate once every 6 to 8 months while a healthy adult female would average once every 7 to 11 months.

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      1. Zvláštní‏ @loadingbeta Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lemme get that recipe so I can keep my pleasure hole ready at all times.

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      1. Nate Gardner‏ @nd_gardner Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GlennHowerton Dennis was right.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 30
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        The book Everyone Poops disproved.

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      1. Stuart‏ @Styxie_22 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This guy is full of shit...

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      1. Gigi‏ @MojoGigi Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just like Dear Leader....pic.twitter.com/xK3SubjQi9

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      1. Eleven. That's Ridiculous‏ @CountAlabster Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is funny but there's probably some whackadoodle out there that says exactly this. He, or she probably has a book too.

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      1. The Cat That Walks Like A Man‏ @Davecat Apr 30
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        This study sounds correct to me.

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      1. Ridin’ Heavy‏ @FordTough4Life Apr 30
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        Damn, I’m healthier than I thought

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      1. susan “TWO WEEKS TO GO” rinkunas‏Verified account @sueonthetown Apr 30
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        @kumailn

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Apr 30
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        That explains this...https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/03/21/ManDisappointedbyBathroomVisitYield …

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So typical. Shit-Shaming us, without offering a solution. I swear they’re going to start developing soylent varieties...made of colored people.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 30
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        Yes, and Krysten Ritter had it all right...pic.twitter.com/jjPiFWcHBv

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kim Jong-il or Kim Jong Il achieved that.

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      1. lil problematic‏ @youstupidshit Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus I forgot forgot was looking at an onion article 😂

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      1. Louis D. Thorpe‏ @loudthorpe Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's very true. http://justicewell.com/last  They should be peeling.

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