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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Tom Brokaw Touched So Many Women Would Go Out Of Their Way To Defend Filthy Old Pervert Like Himself https://trib.al/ZsOGfy8 pic.twitter.com/BCyAWy3YHA

    10:03 AM - 30 Apr 2018
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    • OldCrow🔹🌽 Pierre-Simon Laplace sinithis sith Courtney Gabrielson The Indeterminator🌹 Tony Scheer Ms.G🌱🍺🏖 Alice 🎃The US Healthcare System🎃
    13 replies 57 retweets 301 likes
      1. S Price Horn‏ @spricehorn Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I stopped reading after the first six words

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      1. DC Consultant‏ @DCLobbyist49 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Touched" is probably not the best verbiage to use here...pic.twitter.com/H0q6dlnv06

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      1. Jack‏ @P1h3r1e3d13 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that an intentional garden path sentence? > Tom Brokaw Touched So Many Women ...

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      1. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Apr 30
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        ,

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 30
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        I stopped at "Tom Brokaw touched so many women"... I'll come back after lunch to find out how many he touched.

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      1. Film Noir Kipper‏ @KipKipkruse880 Apr 30
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        The REAL story is why does Brokaw look like Warren Buffett now?

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      1. Dink Radatz, Sox HOF‏ @SportsDink Apr 30
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        Dink Radatz, Sox HOF Retweeted The Onion

        I read it as "Tom Brokaw Touched So Many Women" at first.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/991000128956792832 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Tom Brokaw Touched So Many Women Would Go Out Of Their Way To Defend Filthy Old Pervert Like Himself https://trib.al/ZsOGfy8  pic.twitter.com/BCyAWy3YHA
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      1. ᚱᚨᚣ‏ @dracodare May 1
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        Has anyone made the "I bet he's not the only one who's been touched" joke yet?

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      1. Crypt Pioli‏ @cpioli64 Apr 30
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        I just read "Tom Brokaw Touched So Many Women" and the rest was a runon sentence. O.o

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 30
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        Because the alternative of thinking that Tom is in fact an unrecognized “sex machine” is just to troubling for anyone’s stomach to bear....pic.twitter.com/FhPN8m0yqE

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      1. Louis D. Thorpe‏ @loudthorpe Apr 30
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        That's cruel. http://justicewell.com/last  He's a media icon.

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      2. Casey Waters‏ @Fun_to_Cook Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why hasn't @NBCNews fired him yet? This is his legacy now

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      3. Jacques‏ @bigjackash Apr 30
        Replying to @Fun_to_Cook

        Because it never happened?

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