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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 30

    Amazon To Now Deliver Packages Into Car Trunks https://trib.al/tBH7O7O  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/IxRx5QHhzk

    8:58 AM - 30 Apr 2018
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    11 replies 56 retweets 473 likes
      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder how many delivery drivers will end up in a car trunk before Amazon realizes it was a bad idea? #WhatDoYouThink?

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      1. dave  💧‏ @miyares_dave Apr 30
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        How about the Frunk? @Tesla

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      1. destin loan‏ @destinloan Apr 30
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        Didn't the mafia do this for years?

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      1. TwentyBananas‏ @twentybananas Apr 30
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        we this this is crazy and it is making us go #bananas. so we just decided to chill out and find all #twentybananas athttps://www.twentybananas.com 

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      1. that guy, always wore a shirt‏ @Darph_Nader Apr 30
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        How much extra for them not to mention the dead body?

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 30
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        “Leave the gun... take the cannolis”pic.twitter.com/9UGMyukjgY

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Apr 30
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        I think i am going to order a blue origin rocket and watch them deliver that to my car trunk. Rocket car or junk in trunk? 0-60 in wtf?

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Apr 30
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        Can they deliver to my nether parts? I'd go for that.

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      1.  🅱️lon  🅱️usk‏ @doof_it_to_em Apr 30
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        K

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      1. 27mph‏ @addiegirl514 Apr 30
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        Oh no how many car break ins will there be? Defiantly at xmas time!

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Apr 30
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        le jeff bejeezos strikes again #FelizLunes 🐳

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