@allie_wanders_ this is about your damn soap dispenser #salty
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It’s just the way that it expresses its love for us, by getting our shirts clean in micro-spots
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That’s not soap.
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I've had that happen and it's all the more distressing for being completely unexpected. Take care out there, folks.
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Funny thing... same thing happened to me after they performed my piercing...pic.twitter.com/tvvY8WuZfv
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Looks like someone found the clit
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OMG you HAVE to do one for when the hand sanitizer pump gets gunked up and then shoots randomly within a 300 degree radius and onto the floor when you press it

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The sanitizer pump tried to moneyshot me in the eye yesterday and I had to matrix dodge it. The threat is real people
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I did this the other day
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Probably 13
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Like a "I'll cum on your face moment, but not tell you."
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Hasn't happened yet, but I could see it happening.
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The Onion is a vital part of my day.
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