Excuse me I speak otaku let me order your sushi yakuza style onegaishimasu
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Weebs have officially taken over Japanese culture
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I thought the onion was supposed to be fake?
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ok from now on i am a 23 year old white american male
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Welcome to the team! We meet on Thursdays. You're privilege card will be arriving in the mail within the next 7-10 business days.
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You get a yellow card for mixing up "your" and "you're"

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racist
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i am so confused rn
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Weebs btfo.
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" The report further confirmed that virtually 100 percent of this demographic is either currently dating or recently broke up with a woman named Miku." I thought it was Akiko ?
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Since when did the Onion start reporting facts.
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Hey, that's like Whole Foods' customer demographic! :)
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The whole Whole Foods demographic? Or just partially Whole Foods?
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Bad joke about the Yellow Fever restaurant at Whole Foods.
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I just saw the opportunity to make a pun :u
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Oy, went right over my head!
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22歳から24歳ぐらいの時は丁度日本語/英語翻訳の仕事をやっていました。その時に妻に出逢った。日本人女との恋愛について警告したい。ただ白人男のお金と遺伝子を貰いたくて、相手も自分と同じく人間魂を持っていると認識できない。特に外人も人間だと認めない。 ようやく、子供を日本へ誘拐する。
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I think it's great that they perfectly chose the age at which my Japanese was at its best.
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After the financial crash, I mostly used Japanese to fight with my wife. Now that she's taken off with my kids, I barely use it at all.
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