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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 29

    Woman Decides Period Over https://trib.al/cjWfHoa pic.twitter.com/PQjxR86FGd

    4:03 PM - 29 Apr 2018
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      1. olivia‏ @StormyDayOlivia Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That final line 🤣😂

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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Later that day, men think it's strange that woman is wearing a sweater around her waist in warm weather; fellow women know what's up

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Andrew Brinton‏ @abrinton Apr 29
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Men later agree and high five that its way better to be a dude.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 29
        Replying to @abrinton @TheOnion

        To be fair, we do also have breasts that help us get things.pic.twitter.com/Z9tFe9ZhVQ

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Andrew Brinton‏ @abrinton Apr 30
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        This gif works on multiple levels

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      6. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 30
        Replying to @abrinton @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PTgEiPQvbb

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      1.  🎃 𝕭𝖔𝖔-𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖉  🎃‏ @UUUGGGGGGGHHHH Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah we're still wiping up the brown blood but it's not coming out anymore so it's officially over.

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      1. -TEAM SMSD- [Mr. Brawhalladict] 🦇  🐷‏ @Team_SMSD Apr 29
        Replying to @FauxFaurier @TheOnion

        Over, Fau. It's over. Never again.

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      1. Donald Mason‏ @doncap24 Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't think it's ever appropriate to do menstruation jokes. Period!

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      1. Lan  🌔‏ @LTask33 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg this made me laugh more than I expected.

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really?

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 29
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        Sounds awesome, time for sex, lol

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Apr 29
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        REAL

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      1. angilovejoy‏ @angilovejoy Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nope.

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      1. Stephanie Sherman‏ @Golden_Steph7 Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you get my previous Tweet?! It seems to have disappeared. The popular kids at school were too pretty and perfect("subversive"), so they killed one of them, my friend Jackie Hansen. They got me arrested at 16 for having a high ACT score in 7th grade.

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      1. Stephanie Sherman‏ @Golden_Steph7 Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you really want to know, they killed my friend Jackie Hansen when we were 18 because the popular kids at school were "subversive" and got me arrested when I was 16 because I scored high on the ACT in 7th grade because it's "subversive."

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      1. John Doherty‏ @Babababootsiea Apr 29
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        In unrelated news her man looks like he's wearing the Jokers lipstick.

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      1. -TEAM SMSD- [Mr. Brawhalladict] 🦇  🐷‏ @Team_SMSD Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WHAT?!! LMAO.

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