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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 29

    Pope Francis Finds Self In Hell After Taking Wrong Turn In Vatican Catacombs https://trib.al/AlAHgOY pic.twitter.com/ne8JhDge3M

    7:58 AM - 29 Apr 2018
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      1. Arturito, Jedi Bianconero‏ @agrayjedi Apr 29
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        pic.twitter.com/zBJxK8wRu2

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      1. Kimble‏ @kwick22a Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The signs aren't just for decoration, Frank. They're there for a reason.

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      1. 𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓀𝒶 𝒱𝓁𝒶𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓈‏ @MiskaVlasics Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Say hi for me! I'll be down shortly

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      1. Brent Matheson‏ @BrentMatheson Apr 29
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        It pays to update your GPS map regularly.

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      1. Danny Stem‏ @Dannystem79 Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What dedicated Onion reporter took that picture??

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      1. Steve‏ @oldgrumpypa Apr 29
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        Hypocrites. If the Catholic church is worth billions $$$$$ why is there still people starving & living in poverty???????

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      1. (((KevinEscorpien)))‏ @CaptainScorpio Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The term is "Vaticombs."

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      1. Trapserpent‏ @trapserpent199 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s where they should send all the pedophile priests

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      1. Same Hold Arsenal‏ @MkhiMcCarthy Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Vatican: "This was the one thing we didn't want to happen."

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      1. Parker Whitbeck‏ @chilledlsdpanda Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How will he get back find out next time on holy man vs hell

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Apr 29
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        Eh it happens

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      1. Adam Zorko‏ @sirzorko Apr 29
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        *Vaticombs

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      1. Dana Snow‏ @ComedianDanaSno Apr 29
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        Satan commented "Well, thee goes the neighborhood!"

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 29
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        With his smooth unflappable manner, he used this a quick opportunity to switch from Gas Heating to geo-satanic-thermal heating for the Vatican!! No need to turn the thermostat down to save energy! Crank up the heat! Just throw a few more sinners on the pyre!!!

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      1. Idk, Spooky Cotard’s Deleuzian or some shit‏ @onetruespeeth Apr 29
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        Can he maybe stay there?

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      1. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Apr 29
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        Looks hot. No denying that.

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had a smoke in the café in the Vatican. All the crowd outside thought a new pope had been elected.

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