You guys are hot. Like my urethra after drunk sex
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I’m concerned about Life continuing on this planet because of that statement
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whatever, the master code is ‘6969’
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Finally, a great way to protect the kids from this inappropriate content online
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You might wanna read that again
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Onion is killing it this year
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oh man i cant wait for the people who fall for this one
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At least they have their priorities straight. Every time I turn around I hear another story about a toddler being exposed to bestiality and endless balls slapping from behind shots. I say at 2 you should only be exposed to kiddie porn. After all it is much more age appropriate.
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Well that's not creepy or anything.
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Just saw this. My faith in humanity has been restored. It's nice to know that there are still people that come to a satirical site and don't get satire or puns.
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It was late and I wrote that without thinking. Your only reply was to give it a like. My apologies. You have restored a small portion of my faith in humanity.

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Well looking back the whole humanity thing wasn't redundant at all. lol
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Bout time. I don't need my parents watching that filth.
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Omg I’m crying

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Lol “parental controls” what are they gonna have a cartoon channel for kids so they can’t find the other shit? haha
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Lol!!
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Do me a favor and look up Onion News on urban dictionary or Wikipedia
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