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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 28

    PornHub Expands Parental Controls For User Accounts https://trib.al/5ju87RV pic.twitter.com/TV7Npe98T7

    8:07 PM - 28 Apr 2018
    • 779 Retweets
    • 3,974 Likes
    • Lewie Kyonn and Samah Mimigo SuperDonut Brian Locke yer baby Extra Spooky MiniX funny and original joke Tannzuhh
    40 replies 779 retweets 3,974 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Leroy McIlroy‏ @LeroyMcilroy Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are hot. Like my urethra after drunk sex

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Jack Hodges‏ @W5NIS Apr 28
        Replying to @LeroyMcilroy @TheOnion

        I’m concerned about Life continuing on this planet because of that statement

        0 replies 1 retweet 56 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. keith chambers‏ @salivar08 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        whatever, the master code is ‘6969’

        0 replies 1 retweet 55 likes
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      2. One Zesty Boi‏ @ZestyBagel Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, a great way to protect the kids from this inappropriate content online

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Jack Hodges‏ @W5NIS Apr 28
        Replying to @ZestyBagel @TheOnion

        You might wanna read that again

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Designated Protagonist‏ @ringtrick Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion is killing it this year

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        boomers headed in to eat the onion likepic.twitter.com/qwUwYzFIPf

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      1. Eddy.jpeg‏ @EddyJpeg Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh man i cant wait for the people who fall for this one

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      2. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least they have their priorities straight. Every time I turn around I hear another story about a toddler being exposed to bestiality and endless balls slapping from behind shots. I say at 2 you should only be exposed to kiddie porn. After all it is much more age appropriate.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 Apr 28
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @TheOnion

        Well that's not creepy or anything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Jul 13
        Replying to @moriya2k2 @TheOnion

        Just saw this. My faith in humanity has been restored. It's nice to know that there are still people that come to a satirical site and don't get satire or puns.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Jul 14
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @moriya2k2 @TheOnion

        It was late and I wrote that without thinking. Your only reply was to give it a like. My apologies. You have restored a small portion of my faith in humanity. 😃

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Jul 14
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @moriya2k2 @TheOnion

        Well looking back the whole humanity thing wasn't redundant at all. lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bout time. I don't need my parents watching that filth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Nathan‏ @tekneeQ1337 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg I’m crying 😂😂 @cykoblast @relliic @Elitedann @ImTrinn @JoshdaNerd @SileskyUWOT @xGatorr @Elementery_

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Stroud  🇺🇸‏ @RealStroud Apr 28
        Replying to @tekneeQ1337 @TheOnion and

        Lol “parental controls” what are they gonna have a cartoon channel for kids so they can’t find the other shit? haha

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. Stroud  🇺🇸‏ @RealStroud Apr 28
        Replying to @blunteR__ @tekneeQ1337 and

        Lol!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Scarlett Brophy‏ @ScarlettBrophy Apr 28
        Replying to @RealStroud @tekneeQ1337 and

        Do me a favor and look up Onion News on urban dictionary or Wikipedia

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation

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