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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 28

    Man Passes Away Surrounded By Knife-Wielding Loved Ones https://trib.al/rmhTHXV pic.twitter.com/L6GOgfwHGY

    9:30 AM - 28 Apr 2018
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    • Mitch Newman Noodles Kelvin Whitehurst David Šilver Chapel Fowler Josiah Y Jake Head Mr. Mike Africa Zimbabwe
    36 replies 434 retweets 2,997 likes
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      2. Culley Scarborough‏ @culley_10 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Et tu, Brenda?”

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Beutings‏ @Smash_Lunatic Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor Caesar

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      1. danglezbenderz‏ @CrescentEagle Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's so heartwarming to not have to die alone. I hope that when blood starts pooling up in my lungs, I'll have angry family members by my side.

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      1. Ted‏ @Ted10334850 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has anyone ever thought that maybe they killed him? And who took this photo? Why didn’t they do anything about it? #Priorities

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      1. AK Price‏ @musheen25 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who's gonna clean the carpet? Cue second knife attack.

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      1. KEN HYDE  🇺🇸 👌🏼(Chu 34)‏ @fagonwiiuin144p Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when the onion is closer to reality than "real" news

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      1. Louis Bound‏ @jbob_03 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kinda funny, but they've all been pretty weak since people got pissed at the taylor swift one

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      1. Salvador Glez.‏ @VolcanoHotSauce Apr 28
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        Repost

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      1. giraffe and a half‏ @ht_frederickson Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fucking Olly dammit

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      1. Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.‏ @Amanda_Kerri Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It breaks my heart that I'll probably never have a family and die surrounded by knife-wielding strangers.

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      1. Charles Bonnar‏ @CBrex617 Apr 28
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        Those poor traumatized loved ones! Im sure the funeral will be lovely.

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      1. RenRox‏ @rencarr Apr 28
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        @huntakillerinc

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      1. Thor Silverstein‏ @ThorSilverstein Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Following a long and excruciatingly painful battle, local Trans Woman Bryanna Dunn, 43, reportedly passed away Thursday surrounded by many of her closest knife-wielding loved ones.pic.twitter.com/CwoquHerDI

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      1. Ruzz  🐂‏ @ruzzlebuzzle Apr 28
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        Caesar

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      1. AwesomeHauntedtini 🎃 🍸‏ @AwesomeMartiniG Apr 28
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        Et tu, Brute??

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice to see "The Onion" taking a stab at this heartworming human interest story.

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