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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 28

    Cereal Commercial Completely Neglects Showing Numerous Life Problems Character Faces Beyond Breakfast https://trib.al/w4UupHJ pic.twitter.com/2Dg3YbGDAe

    6:28 AM - 28 Apr 2018
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    22 replies 489 retweets 2,906 likes
      1. Chris M‏ @Chris_Marti Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are no problems when taking special k

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      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CONSUMER WATCHDOG ALERT: The K in Special K stands for ketamine. That's why this poor woman looks so happy even though she's about to get canned the moment she goes to work due to her Special K addiction!

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      1. Beekeeper‏ @Bee_Keeper1 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right?!

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      1. Brendon‏ @3662brendon Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is whataboutism to trickily bury the milk thing. The milk is a far larger story than it’s treated here. Where does it go? And why does she need so much of it? Questions The Onion won’t even ask... 🤔

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      1. Kieran Devane‏ @Kman53 Apr 28
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        Try this caption "School shooter finds her center while loading up on a whole box of fiber."

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      1. meghan galewski‏ @meghanjoy Apr 28
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        @alfiepalao

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      1. Tom Carter‏ @tomdavidcarter Apr 28
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        @rickhimself101

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      1. Nick‏ @NRautenberg82 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most of the time I can already tell

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’s having her period, but that’s a totally different commercial. She’s also completely out of Xanax, without a refill, but that’s just her problem.

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      1. Laureen‏ @llmk1253 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who actually gets to have a leisurely breakfast like this before going to work everyday

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      1. Jason Jones‏ @NotOnMyWatch83 Apr 28
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        That was the morning she found out Trump won the election...

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Main reason for increase in Bran Flakes sales

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      1. EatingBear‏ @bear_eating Apr 28
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        Yes!

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      1. Rob Cain‏ @cain_rob Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        classic! :)

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      1. Lee Grad Zimmer‏ @leezim1 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @MikeMason830

        Wtf does that article have to do with her eating cereal?? Smh

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      1. Baxter  💫 🎃 🕸 🎃‏ @Unterhund__ Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's safe in the knowledge that at least her bowel movements stand a good chance of being regular.

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff Apr 28
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        I like to move around very slowly just like the drug commercials Vic Toza and Harve Vonie are my homies.

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