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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 27

    Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour https://trib.al/vFZDAMZ pic.twitter.com/2e3lJVoDOv

    9:00 PM - 27 Apr 2018
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    • Ellis Rua Garrett Harle 🇺🇲  Patriot  Pigeon  🐦 Bill Jackson #24 Levon Jody Williams laurne holy heck Micky Dalke
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      1. Iamkris10‏ @iamkris10g Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Diner of Requirement

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      1. Christopher Murphy‏ @DrChrisMurphy Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Otherwise known as Flash Taco in Wicker Park

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      2. ABundleofNerves‏ @queenofswords28 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty sure that's just @DennysDiner

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      1. Universal Discourse‏ @lourdescuracao Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @not_p_harris

        they only serve Penguin Gin there...and pie ;))

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      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade Apr 27
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        If a movie was made out of this I would totally watch it

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      1. jane‏ @janekoestring Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kdschulze this is what i think about that place in cle

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      2. Interconnected11‏ @IntercoNected11 Apr 27
        Replying to @TommyFo1114294 @TheOnion

        Who's the guy with the food book, please

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      1. Reid Girard‏ @reidgirard Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @PJ_Byrne

        Posted at the opurtune time

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        more like phantom Waffle House

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      2. Undercover clown‏ @nelsontheclown Apr 28
        Replying to @Bodycaker @TheOnion

        I swear to God the writers at the Onion read my diary

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      4. Undercover clown‏ @nelsontheclown Apr 28
        Replying to @Bodycaker @TheOnion

        I mean if it's technically morning, it's technically breakfast time

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      1. Johnathan Burt‏ @johnathanburt82 May 1
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        It's like the Scottish legend of Brigadoon, every big city has one.

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      1. FriendSharkey‏ @Dezarath Apr 28
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        Suddenly Denny's has a much cooler T-Shirt logo.

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      2. Luke‏ @space_nuts1 Apr 27
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        @_pizzamami

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      3. mother of dog‏ @hannabakaye Apr 28
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        This is the type of material I like to see.

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