In an era fraught with fake news, our one solace is the Onion, an outlet that cuts through all the bullshit and reports on the stories that matter to every American. God bless you Onion!
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10 dollars worth of lub in San Fran?! That’s not enough for anything!
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Or high. Or both.
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I have been reading some of your postings— onion— you guys are posting demonic fake news spreading lies. Real shame. I will pray for y’all
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I did some digging and this story checks out. There are multiple sources all reporting the same thing.
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