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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 27

    Patriots Draft Pat Patriot’s Successor With Third-Round Pick Of Sophomore LSU Mascot https://trib.al/yfOF7VC pic.twitter.com/GS8OKiCvOF

    6:05 PM - 27 Apr 2018
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    • Dana Conor Shannon Pierre-Simon Laplace Preastzn Tony Scheer Bryan McKnight bee boo boo bop TheAmazingRando Robert J. Johnson
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      2. Kev  ✌🏼‏ @JustKevohhh Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do you feel about this @PanduhExpress?

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      3. Elaine‏ @PanduhExpress Apr 28
        Replying to @JustKevohhh @TheOnion

        I can't believe we got him in the third round! 😂 I thought forsure he would go in the first.

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      1. Jolie‏ @Jolly4Saints Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We are number one at elite antics

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      1. Tim Pittman‏ @PittmanTim Apr 28
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        I'm pulling for Piggly Wiggly.

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      1. Ted‏ @Ted10334850 Apr 27
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        What!? Can’t believe this is real! And I thought the patriots were supposed to be good

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      1. Elizabeth Paton‏ @lizpaton11 Apr 27
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        The picture of belicheck sandwiched between the knight and the pig is side-splitting. Thank god for The Onion

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      1.  🕉-Schooled!‏ @jonkelly1970 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Would've been a 1st Round pick...but he had a 'Furry Con incident' his Freshman year.

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      1. Chris Sullivan‏ @solle1999 Apr 27
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        Good hands but some off field issues

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      1. Matt F‏ @MFottrell Apr 27
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        I can’t believe he fell to the third-round.

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