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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 27

    Russian Lawyer Admits To Repeatedly Informing Kremlin Of Trump Campaign’s Ineptitude https://trib.al/dAkYnUU pic.twitter.com/QtIoM7c5VS

    2:37 PM - 27 Apr 2018
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    • Vote November 6th 👻SPOOKY APPLES🎃 Josh "Vote Blue on 11/6" Silverman Javier O'Neill  ℹ gelatinous cubist The Chimpy Man Synonym Will Never Shine Puns gay immigrant PencePrefersPointin'
    20 replies 155 retweets 683 likes
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      2. Richard J Torres‏ @rjkeats_98 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't tell the difference between your stories and "reality" anymore.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      2. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is officially more credible than the president of the United States.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ahmad Rasheedle‏ @rasheedle Apr 27
        Replying to @Gvolz89 @TheOnion

        Lmao this is a nothingburger. Russian spies tend to not disclose they are Russian spies to the people they are spying on not sure if you're aware of that little wrinkle

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. William Lee‏ @lonemaunderer Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        American voter admits to loving ineptitude, KKK endorsement, sexual assault, and a President who is courageous enough to brave STDs in the 80s.

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      1. Donald Trump’s Hair‏ @Knotmyaccount Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump is the worst thing that ever happened to The Onion. Can’t make up shit crazier than what he actually does.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “It is almost as if they expected—even desired, to hear of Trump’s boastful delusions of leadership acumen. Putin asked me ‘which Muppet is orange?’ but simply smirked and left before I could answer...”

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      1. JW‏ @3willgetyou2 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when was Valerie Bertinelli Russian...the plot thickens

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      1. max358‏ @max358 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        all such records are now deep in the Kremlin archives. also widely available on TMZ.

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      1. Silverback Marketing‏ @CigarPuss Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Putin was right she is hot !! Would you watch her pee on the Moscow Ritz Presidential Suite bed the Obama's had slept in ? Asking for a friend

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      1. Dean Henchman‏ @sconsyHammer Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop being true.

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      1. Chuck Wagon‏ @ChuckWagon645 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This onion article is actually real.

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      1. deary darling‏ @dearydarling Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol DANGIT Onion ... you WRETCHED tease! at first i was all "OOOOH" and then i was all "Oh. It's the Onion" ... actually, come to think of it, that's kind of the point of you lol

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      1. 𝔅estof𝔅SMW‏ @BestofBSMW Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you mean “Trump’s WINNING campaign’s ineptitude”?

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      2. Deplorable Russian‏ @petegms Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO...omg - Hillary lost to trump! despite having the money advantage, the media advantage, and a lifetime of dirty deals and favors from the establishment. You fools on the left need to get off the bash trump garbage if fix your own party you failures. wow.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🖤  🎸 🎸  🖤 [BUT SPOOKY]‏ @Colindoesntcare Apr 27
        Replying to @petegms @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vTR5X0AHyf

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      1. Suburban Chicken‏ @SuburbanChicken Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Repeatedly and repetitive.

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's satire but...😯

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      1. Dennis Miner‏ @Dismine Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump’s entire campaign must have been organized and run by UI’s.

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