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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 27

    Police Found Golden State Killer By Tracing Owner Of ‘http://IAmTheGoldenStateKiller.com ’ Website https://trib.al/iqVgydu pic.twitter.com/KQlM3jdGfx

    1:11 PM - 27 Apr 2018
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      1. Andrew Puetz‏ @andypuetz Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was hiding in Geocities this whole time?

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      1. Dennis Gruetter‏ @dgruetter Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe that was a real Geocities page. I don't see one single animated gif!

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      1. Piffweggy‏ @Yoggerino Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shoulda put *67 in the url

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      1. Juliann Conway‏ @JuliannConway Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @THE_OSU

        This is kind of funny. No disrespect to the victims and their families. I hope this gives them comfort now that he’s caught🙏

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon. but still funny. at least you didn't say the cops ordered an "I Am the Golden State Killer Strippergram" and busted him when he showed up, after letting him strip first, of course.

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      1. Nathan's Wisdom‏ @THEBigSes Apr 27
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        It'd been funnier if the URL was an http://Angelfire.com  website, especially with all the heat you're taking.

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They’d never caught him if only he appended ‘lol’ to the URL.

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      2. Jacob Roth‏Verified account @Jacob_Roth21 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kelsjune great detective work imo

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      1. Theresa Chili  🌶‏ @ChiliTheresa Apr 28
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        🍃Ancestry DNA thank you🍃

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      1.  ✨MissAmiaSays ✨‏ @MissAmiaSays Apr 27
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        Oh come @theonion you can do better than this. The #GoldenStateKiller had an unusually small penis (according to the victims) i’m surprise that was that your punchline.

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      1. Scott Andrews‏ @ScottEAndrews Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @pattonoswalt 😘

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      1. Thick Lizzy is too silly to be spoopy!‏ @ThickLizzy Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scrubs my old MySpace page.

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      1. McFatty  🇺🇸‏ @RonnyMcFatty Apr 27
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        Smart thinking!

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      1. .🅁yan͎  🎚 🖱‏ @RyanTakesNaps Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        missed opp to make it a geocities site.

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      1. Eric Weissman‏ @Bigbrixwilliams Apr 27
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        @PFTCommenter

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      1. NutSak‏ @nNutSak Apr 27
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        His victims' families think this is hilarious. Thanks for twisting the knife, JACKASS.

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      1. Cool Daddy NedSparks‏ @NedSparks Apr 27
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        I told police about that site months ago! 😡

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