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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 27

    Deceased Souls Backed Up At River Styx Ferry Crossing During Underworld Transit Strike https://trib.al/9DtPzpq pic.twitter.com/815q0rkz01

    9:31 AM - 27 Apr 2018
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      1. SMZ‏ @SMZCORE Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The new Dark Souls looks amazing.

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      2. F7200‏ @chaffXgrenade Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        samepic.twitter.com/NKh3rdsCLv

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      2. Cleo LaPeter‏ @Cleo_LaPeter Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did it ever occur to anyone to swim across the river? Just askin for a broke friend

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      3. ik3‏ @ik3 Apr 27
        Replying to @Cleo_LaPeter @TheOnion

        Rumor has it souls can’t swim and so don’t make it across to wait for a new body but maybe the boatman made that up....

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Cleo LaPeter‏ @Cleo_LaPeter Apr 27
        Replying to @ik3 @TheOnion

        Whoda thunk capitalism reins in Hades? Hmmmm, there's gotta be a way around this strike. If souls can stand on the boat, have they tried walking across the River? It's not like it hasn't been done before!?!

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      5. ik3‏ @ik3 Apr 27
        Replying to @Cleo_LaPeter @TheOnion

        This is an excellent question! Also Achilles was dipped in the River which caused him to be invincible except his heel so I’m thinking it’s a cover up to it’s amazing powers! Maybe only to the living however...

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      6. Cleo LaPeter‏ @Cleo_LaPeter Apr 27
        Replying to @ik3 @TheOnion

        Yup, you got a point there. I know I would give it a try. But then again, what good would invincibility and eternal life be in Hades?

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      7. ik3‏ @ik3 Apr 27
        Replying to @Cleo_LaPeter @TheOnion

        Might help against the eternal flames??

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      8. Cleo LaPeter‏ @Cleo_LaPeter Apr 27
        Replying to @ik3 @TheOnion

        Is that's what's on the other side of the River Styx? Not so sure I'd be in a hurry to get there....

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      9. ik3‏ @ik3 Apr 27
        Replying to @Cleo_LaPeter @TheOnion

        I may be getting my Hell /Hades myths mixed up...hades is just a waiting place for new bodies I believe but don’t remember my last trip thru. Let me know how your swim goes!

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      1. Barry E‏ @Appleknocker18 Apr 27
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        Mr. Lucifer is personally going to look into this and promises an equitable solution by Monday. Meanwhile, hot dog vendors are cleaning up as crowds wait.

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      1. iavor vitov‏ @stillbernie2020 Apr 27
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        how dafuq do you come up with these jeez

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      1. James Carter‏ @James_EdCthe2rd Apr 27
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        Women lose their nipples after death?!!!

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @zebrafinch Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @shanahnahnah

        😂

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      1. seth‏ @sethohio Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What do we want? Less torture. When do we want it? Now.

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      1. Im gonna regret this‏ @izzyrose33 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . Chris Christie is at it again.

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      1. ProcrastinationPartners‏ @ProcrastPartner Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They’re going to have to wait an eternity.

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      1. John‏ @JohnLakeshow Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant.

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      2. To Avenge‏ @ToAvenge_Film Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @eightchkay

        Purgatory is a lot like being on-set... Hurry up and wait.

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