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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 27

    Pence Unveils Campaign To Educate Teens About Dangers Of Premarital Eye Contact https://trib.al/pu3pndo pic.twitter.com/iKKADBWPVw

    8:29 AM - 27 Apr 2018
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      2. ALPHA ♛ KAISER‏ @AlphaKaiser_ Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Back in my day, it took 3 dates to get to eye contact! Now teens are making eye contact willy nilly even in public 😡 the world’s gone to the dogs! Thank Obamer!

        1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
      3. Left of Left‏ @dmorgan3_david Apr 27
        Replying to @AlphaKaiser_ @TheOnion

        In what century did you spend your adolescence.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ALPHA ♛ KAISER‏ @AlphaKaiser_ Apr 27
        Replying to @dmorgan3_david @TheOnion

        Andrew Jackson was the President of my youth, simpler times! Men were gentlemen who wore suits and opened doors for ladies and went to Bible Study!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Harvey‏ @louthaharvey Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This guy is why I hope the president stays.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jerry Alexandratos‏ @JNAlexandratos Apr 27
        Replying to @louthaharvey @TheOnion

        This guy is why I hope both of them go. Remember that Pence was pushed on Trump by Russian agent Manafort (who does nothing for free). Remember that as head of Trump's transition team, Pence ignored warnings about Russian agent Flynn. Pence is not clean, just quiet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Apr 27
        Replying to @JNAlexandratos @louthaharvey @TheOnion

        Yeah, but even he has a long line of nefarious Republican successors

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jerry Alexandratos‏ @JNAlexandratos Apr 27
        Replying to @NickelONickel @louthaharvey @TheOnion

        Oh, I agree. That just means we have a lot of work to do, not that we should meekly accept corrupt criminals in high offices.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Apr 27
        Replying to @JNAlexandratos

        Same, I feel if we're going to make the effort we go all the way and try to wipe out political corruption across the board

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. unkowncaller‏ @origionalgmf Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the onion was suppose to be fake

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Dalia‏ @sall_dahl Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eventually these headlines are going to be true...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. MethinksTooMuch‏ @mcphistallato Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unless it’s a creepy eye-gaze directed at the prez.

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      1. Kelsey Helmick  🏳️‍🌈‏ @helmickkm Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't see that this was from @TheOnion and honestly I wasn't surprised.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Looking leads to licking.”

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      1. Donna‏ @Mizerygutz Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe Pence is a human. He is a crash test dummy possessed by spirit of 90 year old evil nun.

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      1. Bullsh*t Czar  🇺🇸‏ @TwoWheelJeep Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mother stares intensely from behind the curtain.

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      1. Jeighicus Teeicus‏ @Jeigh_Tee Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At first, all I could think of was that one clip from Rick and Morty.pic.twitter.com/tv5PpyNspl

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      1. Allison_swank‏ @SwankAllison Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because Mommy told him to

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