Back in my day, it took 3 dates to get to eye contact! Now teens are making eye contact willy nilly even in public
the world’s gone to the dogs! Thank Obamer!
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In what century did you spend your adolescence.
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Andrew Jackson was the President of my youth, simpler times! Men were gentlemen who wore suits and opened doors for ladies and went to Bible Study!
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This guy is why I hope the president stays.
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This guy is why I hope both of them go. Remember that Pence was pushed on Trump by Russian agent Manafort (who does nothing for free). Remember that as head of Trump's transition team, Pence ignored warnings about Russian agent Flynn. Pence is not clean, just quiet.
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Yeah, but even he has a long line of nefarious Republican successors
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Oh, I agree. That just means we have a lot of work to do, not that we should meekly accept corrupt criminals in high offices.
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Same, I feel if we're going to make the effort we go all the way and try to wipe out political corruption across the board
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I thought the onion was suppose to be fake
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Eventually these headlines are going to be true...
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Unless it’s a creepy eye-gaze directed at the prez.
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I didn't see that this was from
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“Looking leads to licking.”
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I don't believe Pence is a human. He is a crash test dummy possessed by spirit of 90 year old evil nun.
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Mother stares intensely from behind the curtain.
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At first, all I could think of was that one clip from Rick and Morty.pic.twitter.com/tv5PpyNspl
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Because Mommy told him to
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