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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 26

    Man Filled With Gratitude At Sight Of Other Customer In Nice Restaurant Wearing Jeans https://trib.al/8a84n6V pic.twitter.com/k9oNJ0Q7iM

    4:15 PM - 26 Apr 2018
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      2.  🦁‏ @samdaylay Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kamendo_

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. kollin‏ @kamendo_ Apr 26
        Replying to @samdaylay @TheOnion

        I’ve literally never worn any other kind of pants in my entire life

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Opium Driven Conquistador‏ @bearmanlove Apr 26
        Replying to @kamendo_ @samdaylay @TheOnion

        "I only wear running shoes because it's the most efficient shoeware"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🦁‏ @samdaylay Apr 26
        Replying to @bearmanlove @kamendo_ @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HeOv6XLc9k

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Opium Driven Conquistador‏ @bearmanlove Apr 26
        Replying to @samdaylay @kamendo_ @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/FrhmVOMjXy

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      7. kollin‏ @kamendo_ Apr 26
        Replying to @bearmanlove @samdaylay @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/e9c7uupya8

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He then quickly glanced at the hippie in shorts, and flip flops, and thought to himself, how can that bum afford to eat here?

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      1. Texas Chainsaw Masen-cre  🎃‏ @dockers_clutch Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pfft. Peasant 🧐

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      1. 33% battery‏ @40_40vision Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those are some nice jeans.

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      1. New conversation
      2. Pete Ash‏ @PeteAshJr Apr 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bradyalisonm

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      3. Alison‏ @bradyalisonm Apr 27
        Replying to @PeteAshJr @TheOnion

        Yes this is my whole life.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jeffrey Allton  🌹‏ @jeffallton Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BJCalvillo thought this was you in the photo

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jeans and leather, can't go wrong.

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      1. Tas Memon‏ @cosmotangent Apr 26
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        Let's face it.. we've all been there 😂

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      1. LatinaMama‏ @Latina_N_Right Apr 26
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        Me every time. Don't care either.

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      1. AJ McSquirt‏ @McSquirtAJ Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Social acceptance" can be defined as the fact that most people, in order to fit in with others, attempt to look and act like them. Or sometimes it is the ability to accept or to tolerate differences and diversity in other people or groups of people.

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      1. Steve‏ @steve_v999 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That would be me

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      1. Adam Hyams‏ @IAmSnoopy14 Apr 26
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        @akaTrendy

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      1. Max (Rez) De'Fault‏ @grandpasthong Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many times. At classical concerts it's even worse.

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