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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 26

    Tucker Carlson Unsure Why He In Middle Of 20-Minute Rant Against Croutons https://trib.al/3WTWGj5 pic.twitter.com/4f2rjT6gy9

    1:09 PM - 26 Apr 2018
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    66 replies 726 retweets 4,428 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Crouton ‘s belong in a salad ,, no surprise the liberal’s like them because they want to force us all to eat salad rather than meat ,,, well I will not be fooled !! This is a meat- family we eat the meat in this house !!

        8 replies 6 retweets 91 likes
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      2. Jeff, Son of Karl‏ @Jeff_CCTuba Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Over on @cubreporter’s FB, I had thoughts.pic.twitter.com/Hawv9JxNel

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Chris LaFortune‏ @cubreporter Apr 26
        Replying to @Jeff_CCTuba @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        I'm hoping we've started a new doctrine, that Jesus was into pottery.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jeff, Son of Karl‏ @Jeff_CCTuba Apr 26
        Replying to @cubreporter @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        You mean to tell me that you don’t think that Jesus could’ve done this out of wood?!?pic.twitter.com/8tDrUrUd6j

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Chris LaFortune‏ @cubreporter Apr 26
        Replying to @Jeff_CCTuba @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Jesus could do anything he put his mind to, I guess. Coincidentally, my folks have a bowl like that, so I'm gonna tell people I inherited it from my great-grandpa Jesus.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Jeff, Son of Karl‏ @Jeff_CCTuba Apr 26
        Replying to @cubreporter @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        The Holy Ghost, if you will.pic.twitter.com/huqwGnrrX5

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Chris LaFortune‏ @cubreporter Apr 26
        Replying to @Jeff_CCTuba @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Perfect way to start my weekend I'd ask my priest about this, but I'm afraid I'd get invited to a pottery session.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. sevenlayercake  🎂‏ @sevenlayercake Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Where is @KT_So_It_Goes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kilgore Trout‏ @KT_So_It_Goes Apr 26
        Replying to @sevenlayercake @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Kilgore Trout Retweeted Kilgore Trout

        https://twitter.com/kt_so_it_goes/status/989569221758734336?s=21 …

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        Kilgore Trout @KT_So_It_Goes
        you know what maybe we are living in a simulation pic.twitter.com/LLLISd62Wu
        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. sevenlayercake  🎂‏ @sevenlayercake Apr 26
        Replying to @KT_So_It_Goes @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        You know it's sad in a way to see what happened to him. Saw him speak at Defending the American Dream Summit in 2012 and he was fantastic! My how the mighty have fallen. (Dan Bongino was great at Smart Girl Summit 2013 as well and look at him now yeesh)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Kilgore Trout‏ @KT_So_It_Goes Apr 26
        Replying to @sevenlayercake @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        I wonder a lot whether people really used to be better or whether I really just liked hearing what I wanted to hear

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. sevenlayercake  🎂‏ @sevenlayercake Apr 26
        Replying to @KT_So_It_Goes @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        pic.twitter.com/hzd7z8nNso

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Take this down?!! Inaccurate reporting oVer tucker’s show. I Guess this is what I expected from the MEDIA

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Joe?‏ @TehPinkEmoBunni Apr 26
        Replying to @ShampTheScamp @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        the WORLD needs to see that CROUTONS (and that word is from the peasant class) are just OLD BREAD that's seasoned with HERBS from PAGANS???

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Spooky Ghost Dick‏ @binchtits Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Because he’s used to defending white bread.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Greg The Bear‏ @BearNamedGreg Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Croutons are part of the liberal media

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. erma Diaz‏ @ermanyc1 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Mmmmm croutonspic.twitter.com/6l9KJLhUF3

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Capt'n Wind‏ @fullkeel59 Apr 26
        Replying to @ermanyc1 @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        After that, I can never eat salad again for fear of seeing it in my mind

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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