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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 26

    Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict https://trib.al/wjaOPqG pic.twitter.com/9roho60uRm

    12:38 PM - 26 Apr 2018
    • 12,142 Retweets
    • 41,986 Likes
    • Xsdf24 Paul Mendoza Nevertheless Enovaze E🇵🇸🇸🇾 Michael Henshaw 👻Aureolin Zestro 👻 elizabeth🌺 Michael Smith
    476 replies 12,142 retweets 41,986 likes
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      2. Gaetane Martin‏ @gaetane_martin Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why wouldn't he be Disoriented... justice was served I bet it never crossed his mind !

        9 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. Cowboy‏Verified account @JarodJoseph Apr 26
        Replying to @gaetane_martin @TheOnion

        Read the joke again

        3 replies 0 retweets 161 likes
      4. zzzysl‏ @ZyysL Apr 26
        Replying to @JarodJoseph @gaetane_martin @TheOnion

        Best not to waste your keystrokes. Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 64 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Allan Johnson‏ @allanjohnsonmn1 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe the same feeling the women he drugged and raped felt.

        4 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. gbastian‏ @gbastian Apr 26
        Replying to @allanjohnsonmn1 @TheOnion

        That’s the point they’re making, yes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 79 likes
      4. J Crowley‏ @jdcrowley Apr 26
        Replying to @gbastian @allanjohnsonmn1 @TheOnion

        Some of these replies… yowza

        1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
      5. gbastian‏ @gbastian Apr 26
        Replying to @jdcrowley @allanjohnsonmn1 @TheOnion

        I’m amazed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      6. Elizabeth Marsh‏ @marsh_elizabeth Apr 27
        Replying to @gbastian @jdcrowley and

        To be fair, I've only just learned it's a thing some people do, were they are purposefully obtuse when responding to the Onion tweets, for the purpose of getting people to point out to them it's a joke when the joke is really on them.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. J Crowley‏ @jdcrowley Apr 27
        Replying to @marsh_elizabeth @gbastian and

        Interesting. That's kinda… really stretching for a "joke"

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. gbastian‏ @gbastian Apr 27
        Replying to @jdcrowley @marsh_elizabeth and

        Agree. Sounds like some are quite bored.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. daydayb‏ @daydayb Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon!

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Stella Anne‏ @snarkydogmom Apr 26
        Replying to @daydayb @TheOnion

        Nope. It took far too long.

        1 reply 0 retweets 229 likes
      4. I Don't Like Kale  🥞‏ @RiveraGrrl Apr 26
        Replying to @snarkydogmom @daydayb @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ZGD4egBCBa

        0 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      2.  🎃𝕳𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓𝕭𝕺𝕺𝖘𝖚𝖆𝖑  🎃‏ @HylianUsual Apr 27
        Replying to @gvr_marine @TheOnion

        And another one. Why is this epic yet simple joke flying over so many of your heads?

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Candy the Taco‏ @GCWright_Esq Apr 27
        Replying to @HylianUsual @gvr_marine @TheOnion

        RIGHT?!

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Eric Bailey‏ @EricVBailey Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... h-how long have you been waiting to use this

        0 replies 2 retweets 63 likes
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      2. Louise Mensch‏Verified account @LouiseMensch Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @jpatanjo

        LOLOLOL

        3 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
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      1. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @FightingMad1

        Nice one @TheOnion you have to work so much harder these days

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