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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 26

    Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation Long Snapper?pic.twitter.com/kGxJJhRGcK

    11:38 AM - 26 Apr 2018
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      1. Still NFAC (Mike Osborne)‏ @stillnfac Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think they take Mayfield at 1 then trade up and take Mayfield again at 2. They know they gotta get this one right.

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      2. Nathan Larkin‏ @NateLarkinPA Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jmusslmn big shoutout

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. clod‏ @clodmusselman Apr 26
        Replying to @NateLarkinPA @TheOnion

        I still have four years of NCAA eligibility left

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      2. Bad Moose  🦌‏ @richwajda Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You laugh, but if the Browns could nab a Partick Mannely type long snapper, it'd be a better draft pick than they've had in decades.

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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @viewfrommyoffic

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      3. View from my Office‏ @viewfrommyoffic Apr 26
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Dear Prudence, this rings too true

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      1. Andrew  🇺🇸 🦅 #FireHue‏ @A_Baca55 Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah! Ryan Pontibrand 2.0!

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      1. taka‏ @taka30045 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣😂🤣😂

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      1. Gnakos‏ @gnakos1 Apr 26
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        @RichHomieQam @jsimps1994

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      1. J. R. Dobbs‏ @Neutron_Frog Apr 26
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        The Browns should take any available step to secure the first draft pick in 2019!

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      1. Chase Corey‏ @chasecorey14 Apr 26
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        @manes_tyler

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      1. Dennis Croskey‏ @dkxkee Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, their punt snapper is on the field quite often.

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Apr 26
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        Thank you for existing today Onion.

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      2. Pete B‏ @Pokerpilot1 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @BLUFFMedia

        Ummmm.... What? No such thing as a once in a generation long snapper.

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      2. Ben‏ @BenFrmMarketing Apr 26
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        @virTriumphalis

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      1. Mark Cross‏ @mscrosswi Apr 30
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        A back up punter might make more sense?

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      1. Fred Crow Jr.‏ @Teamster160 Apr 29
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        Lol close, Ryan Ponbriand.

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