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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 26

    Experts Warn Beef Could Act As Gateway Meat To Human Flesh https://trib.al/n2gTSzn pic.twitter.com/reroxGj8FN

    11:07 AM - 26 Apr 2018
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    49 replies 584 retweets 2,275 likes
      1. Philly‏ @PhilyPlfwi96 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EDdyzYnTNF

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      1. James Barnsley‏ @JamesBarnsley30 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We could use less humans anyways..

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      1. CapitalWhiteGuy‏ @UnsafeNSpace Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But will it give me #DragonEnergy

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      2. general waste biffa  🇬🇧 🇪🇺‏ @donkey_walloppa Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SERIOUSLY?? Have you ever even tasted human flesh? Not even close. More like chicken/alligator

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3.  🎃 💀 👻Anne Boo-raden 👻 💀 🎃‏ @Br3wn Apr 26
        Replying to @donkey_walloppa @TheOnion

        I hear it's more like pork, that's why human flesh is called "long pig"

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. general waste biffa  🇬🇧 🇪🇺‏ @donkey_walloppa Apr 26
        Replying to @Br3wn @TheOnion

        Great bandhttps://youtu.be/dutG1mcfkpo 

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      1. Mark O' Connell‏ @oconnell1409 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Lord_Sugar what are your thoughts on this diabolical news?? 😂

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      1. Christian White‏ @toiletbowlsushi Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Blame big pharma - aka @BarackObama. If they weren't vaccinating chickens this wouldn't be an issue. What next, they're vaccinating for vaccination victims aka chickens? #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder

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      1. Persia, My Dear‏ @persiamydear Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come on...pork is clearly the gateway meat

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      2. Jack Crittenden‏ @jackcrit Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who needs experts. This is what vegans have been telling us for years.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. allegedly 8 spiders a year‏ @aud_et_al Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        human meat tastes more like pork do ur research

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. William‏ @wross360 Apr 26
        Replying to @aud_et_al @TheOnion

        Closer to spam

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. allegedly 8 spiders a year‏ @aud_et_al Apr 26
        Replying to @wross360 @TheOnion

        what kind of unhealthy motherfuckers r u eating??

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. William‏ @wross360 Apr 26
        Replying to @aud_et_al @TheOnion

        I'm not eating unhealthy people, I'm eating good spam

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m strongly considering eating my wife tonight.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. richii‏ @magicrichard89 Apr 26
        Replying to @Stevessvt @TheOnion

        @FBI

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      2. Will‏ @CentralFLBoy Apr 26
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        pic.twitter.com/whp4CBaub2

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      3. Asy™  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MulysaPace Apr 26
        Replying to @CentralFLBoy @TheOnion

        I've always wondered how many times I have to take communion to consume a whole Jesus.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Morgana‏ @SawatariMichiru Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look what you did, Onion. Now you have cannibals showing up to debate what human flesh tastes like.

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