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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 26

    Nation Shocked Cop Facing Punishment For Murder https://trib.al/kf5rLNl pic.twitter.com/cLxBtzSHTb

    10:36 AM - 26 Apr 2018
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    69 replies 2,678 retweets 9,675 likes
      1. Trae Nunn‏ @NunnStoppable Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/heaECgGB4U

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      1. Tregg  🤘‏ @Treggify Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        uh oh this one is too real

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      1. 𝖏𝖆𝖈𝖎‏ @jaci_KVLT Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @schulerbenson

        GODDAMN.

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      1. j‏ @jveracrvz Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this is The Onion not Not The Onion

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      2. VƎX Luthor Posted Forty Takes‏ @vexwerewolf Apr 26
        Replying to @Riche_Minerals @TheOnion

        *straight white people

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      3. Uptown Ghulie Bro‏ @Riche_Minerals Apr 26
        Replying to @vexwerewolf @andreuswolf @TheOnion

        Thank you.

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      2. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Arrested Cop Shocked That He Got Caught For Murder and Rape with His Own DNA."

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Named Top 10 most stable guys you know.‏ @SpectNewsPrism Apr 26
        Replying to @FMHilton @TheOnion

        "We usually have our #BlueLine friends get ahead of things like this" the PBA president said.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Mummipan‏ @Marvibun Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This has so much passive aggressive and powerful energy and i love it

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      1. Decker‏ @Decker405 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cops in my town get punished for wearing pink under their uniforms

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      1. Dir en Gay‏ @JNewbom Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My literal reactionpic.twitter.com/ax5KHDbXo7

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      1. A New Elise on Life‏ @edebroeck Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @spookperson

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      2. JD‏ @nba_Jordan89 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @gwiss

        This dude terrorized my hometown Sacramento for generations. Amazing he was still living here all these years.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Greg The Longtime Marvin Bagley Fan‏Verified account @gwiss Apr 26
        Replying to @nba_Jordan89 @TheOnion

        I lived like three miles away from him. It’s crazy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. JD‏ @nba_Jordan89 Apr 26
        Replying to @gwiss @TheOnion

        Bro, he raped so many women in Rancho. I wasn’t born but all my teachers and football coaches were kids then, and most military families. It’s insane.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Greg The Longtime Marvin Bagley Fan‏Verified account @gwiss Apr 26
        Replying to @nba_Jordan89

        Oh yeah my mom had told me about it. She remembers it vividly.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. JD‏ @nba_Jordan89 Apr 26
        Replying to @gwiss

        Plus, there were no city cops in those areas where he committed his crimes. I want to know who snitched him out.

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