Since when did you become an actual news outlet?
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Don't worry, in the US $180,000 only covers one night in the ER and half a dose of penicillin.
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Eat an Egg McMuffin or two, it'll give you the strength to make your life right after that
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Have you stopped being a parody
@TheOnion ? Did you see#Obamacare deductibles on working people?@michellemalkinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Man intentionally shoots self in foot, to run that bill up. That will show em!
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Still relevant
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Hitting a little too close to home with this one.
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