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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 25

    Vegetarian Begins Sad, Private Routine Of Scanning Menu For Little Green V’s https://trib.al/HILkvZ5 pic.twitter.com/gh8BBhX6lr

    5:50 PM - 25 Apr 2018
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    42 replies 681 retweets 3,468 likes
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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area Indian restaurant flaunts its little green V's. Unfortunately, naan of area vegetarian's friends are interested.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Prateek Saxena‏ @prateeksax87 Apr 25
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Snap

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 25
        Replying to @prateeksax87 @TheOnion

        When you could be eating some aloo gobi or a tasty paneer dish, but your friends all want to go to the burger place...pic.twitter.com/gUCiCjw7nS

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. tweets mcgee‏ @EarthboundCause Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When satire isn't depressing enough.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Rachel Pig-Pens‏ @YankeeBeetle Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man, and when you don’t know if the v stands for “vegetarian” or “vegan”

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
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      1. Brynna Ruth‏ @BrynnaRuth Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I'll have the french fries" -me, vegan, at all my friends' favorite restaurants 🤷‍♀️

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      2. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        28% of Vegans Are Actually Capable of Shutting Up About It.https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/04/16/VegansCapableofShuttingUp …

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Lung Budda‏ @LungBudda Apr 26
        Replying to @thecolonnews @TheOnion

        Only 28%? So what? We kill the other 72%?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. #FlipTheFirst #MD EMS‏ @24CarlyS119 Apr 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @FrankConniff

        I'm sorry.. is eating based on compassion so laughable? PS... we'll be living longer so laugh about that.

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      1. 1176luv‏ @jpluvs1176 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And if it's an Asian restaurant, asking the waitress if any of these "vegetarian" options are actually swimming in fish sauce.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Callie Young‏ @callieyoungski Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LuccaAbele

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      2. Sala em Branco‏ @salaembranco Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i'd be sad if i was a vegetarian too

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Aidan Taylor‏ @adadiamond13 Apr 27
        Replying to @salaembranco @TheOnion

        I can confirm. I am borderline depressed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Epic Tapir‏ @Syzygylion Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Goes to a Mexican restaurant, orders beans and cheese on a tortilla, pays 12 dollars

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jean Lafitte‏ @oolalafitte Apr 25
        Replying to @Syzygylion @TheOnion

        🙋‍♂️The beans were probably cooked with lard.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Alan Smithee Ⓥ‏ @ChimpSmack Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In other news, meat-eater's oncologist begins sad, private routine of scanning biopsy results for signs of remission

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