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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 25

    Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo https://trib.al/Wvw88Y9 pic.twitter.com/lZJTQjSwAt

    3:59 PM - 25 Apr 2018
    • 13,645 Retweets
    • 54,124 Likes
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    1,090 replies 13,645 retweets 54,124 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No way. Not my Taylor. I know her. This is fake!!

        21 replies 7 retweets 96 likes
      3. PrknCrs‏ @parkincars Apr 26
        Replying to @ShampTheScamp @TheOnion

        I saw it in person. Definitely real.

        3 replies 8 retweets 621 likes
      4. PrknCrs‏ @parkincars Apr 26
        Replying to @parkincars @TheOnion

        No. I saw it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 134 likes
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      6. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp Apr 26
        Replying to @BigToastRevorg @parkincars @TheOnion

        No!!! Not Taylor!!! She would never stand for this!!

        3 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      7. PrknCrs‏ @parkincars Apr 26
        Replying to @ShampTheScamp @BigToastRevorg @TheOnion

        Yeah she pretty much hates everybody.

        1 reply 2 retweets 204 likes
      8. RockGolf‏ @rock_golf Apr 26
        Replying to @parkincars @BigToastRevorg @TheOnion

        I knew it! I knew it! It's because she ate a marijuana, isn't it?

        2 replies 7 retweets 220 likes
      9. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp Apr 26
        Replying to @rock_golf @parkincars and

        Taylor would never do.... *that* ....😳

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      10. 4 more replies
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      2. vote.org/taylorswift‏ @swiftsmidnights Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey @TwitterSupport you’re really gonna let this stay up?

        99 replies 38 retweets 653 likes
      3. .‏ @name_bishh Apr 25
        Replying to @swiftsmidnights @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        They just posted it like half an hour ago relax honey

        6 replies 0 retweets 171 likes
      4. vote.org/taylorswift‏ @swiftsmidnights Apr 25
        Replying to @name_bishh @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        pic.twitter.com/IpdNweWNBa

        1 reply 2 retweets 129 likes
      5. .‏ @name_bishh Apr 25
        Replying to @swiftsmidnights @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        pic.twitter.com/JwkF92T6YV

        1 reply 0 retweets 90 likes
      6. vote.org/taylorswift‏ @swiftsmidnights Apr 25
        Replying to @name_bishh @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        pic.twitter.com/jbDIxylvhh

        1 reply 0 retweets 54 likes
      7. .‏ @name_bishh Apr 25
        Replying to @swiftsmidnights @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        What up I'm Seri, I'm 19, and I never learned how to read

        2 replies 1 retweet 232 likes
      8. vote.org/taylorswift‏ @swiftsmidnights Apr 25
        Replying to @name_bishh @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        pic.twitter.com/8Iaoox0aVT

        2 replies 1 retweet 72 likes
      9. .‏ @name_bishh Apr 25
        Replying to @swiftsmidnights @TheOnion @TwitterSupport

        Lmfaooo like what? "T Swift fan"? Nah I'm good

        2 replies 0 retweets 95 likes
      10. 7 more replies
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      2. James‏ @twentystitches_ Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is really not funny considering the fact she probably has Jewish fans who don't appreciate it. Can y'all ever just give a man the criticism he deserves without making distasteful jokes like these?

        68 replies 39 retweets 616 likes
      3. Eon Fontes-May‏ @EonFontes Apr 25
        Replying to @twentystitches_ @TheOnion

        Counterpoint: their tweet is very funny and yours is painfully boring and cringe-inducing Hope this helps you sort things out

        8 replies 4 retweets 932 likes
      4. James‏ @twentystitches_ Apr 26
        Replying to @EonFontes @TheOnion

        I've nothing to sort out sweetie, perhaps you might want to sort out that zero follower situation.

        8 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      5. SSSSSSSSSSSCORCHER55‏ @PURPL_FLAMES Apr 26
        Replying to @twentystitches_ @EonFontes @TheOnion

        You do realize not everyone needs to fulfill themselves by having other people say you are cool. Attacking someone's followers is just distasteful and boring.

        2 replies 0 retweets 138 likes
      6. James‏ @twentystitches_ Apr 26
        Replying to @PURPL_FLAMES @EonFontes @TheOnion

        I can't with y'all, don't find that post distasteful but dragging someone because of their followers is?

        7 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      7. Olympas Sandergraph‏ @Gamingaddict420 Apr 26
        Replying to @twentystitches_ @PURPL_FLAMES and

        Listen sugartits.... get yo insecurities, yo vibrator and yo machete and get yo ass out of here before the onion bites back. Btw, I fixed the no followers situation. :3

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      8. Olympas Sandergraph‏ @Gamingaddict420 Apr 26
        Replying to @Gamingaddict420 @twentystitches_ and

        Hey @EonFontes, can I gettan amen? ;3

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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