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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 25

    Trump Boys Beg Father To Nominate G.I. Joe Action Figure Cobra Commander For VA Secretary https://trib.al/A9dyurv pic.twitter.com/GYEPShBUGm

    1:41 PM - 25 Apr 2018
    • 1,131 Retweets
    • 4,988 Likes
    • Andrew Brophy Jeff Meyers lovelydestruction❄️🎃👻 Brandon Proctor Patrick Dan OlderMusicGeek wants Net Neutrality!! The Salad Dad DJ Spyderdyne Maxcina Njoroge
    Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump
    56 replies 1,131 retweets 4,988 likes
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      2. Atheist 🧛 Agnostic 🧟 Humanist 👻 Historian #Beatnik‏ @drhouse15545 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        You guys are pretty good at photoshop.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. .JRM.‏ @DunnaMang Apr 25
        Replying to @drhouse15545 @TheOnion and

        That isn’t photoshopped.

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
      4. Atheist 🧛 Agnostic 🧟 Humanist 👻 Historian #Beatnik‏ @drhouse15545 Apr 25
        Replying to @DunnaMang @TheOnion and

        Damn. We're all fucked.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. BelladonaAtropina‏ @FireyStorm Apr 25
        Replying to @drhouse15545 @DunnaMang and

        In a bigly way.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Hannity’s ex-wife‏ @dividejen Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/9fAHqHYoxK

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      2. Anomynoush‏ @smilemorefolks Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        #goodone @theonion #aintthatthetruth #realnewspic.twitter.com/XKsYGQ5pnv

        2 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Bill‏ @bsnead4646 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        What a family.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  🌲 🎃‏ @_innawoodz Apr 25
        Replying to @bsnead4646 @TheOnion and

        Narrator: he didn't know the onion is satire

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Bill‏ @bsnead4646 Apr 25
        Replying to @_innawoodz @TheOnion and

        Good one.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Lisa‏ @lisacasina Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Thank you for this. The Onion is truly doing God's work.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Timothy Ferris‏ @irishson1916 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

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      1. Andrew Solender‏ @AndrewSolender Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        "You get Kanye whatever he wants!"

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      2. Michael Coon‏ @MichaelCoon1980 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Considering this administration, I'd say anything The Onion posts has a good chance of being legit. In other words, I totally believe this as truth.pic.twitter.com/qwJRGsu38u

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      1. Terry V. Owen‏ @TerryTvdeok Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Is this real or parody? I can’t tell anymore.

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      1. Jordan S‏ @JordanS1800 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Donald Trump decided to pick Snake Eyes as VA Secretary because The Donald think Ninja are awesome. He also hate Cobra because Cobra stole his first wife,

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Makes sense

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      1. Edward Torres‏ @Murderstorm117 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Will these rascals ever learn?

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