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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 25

    Trump Suffering Horrible Indigestion After Eating Fresh, Well-Prepared State Dinner Meal https://trib.al/9tWWKCW pic.twitter.com/so5N74dn3C

    10:50 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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    32 replies 283 retweets 2,151 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow you just know “Obama ‘’ was behind this !!

        2 replies 1 retweet 58 likes
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      1. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Apr 25
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        pic.twitter.com/T5Mr39p2Np

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      1. Andrew Solender‏ @AndrewSolender Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We need 100 cc's of pure McDonald's Lard STAT! We're losing him, my god! Someone call the Vice President... we couldn't get the Mcnuggets in time."

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      1. Dave Randall‏ @DaveRandall101 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm surprised confused carnival attendees aren't eating wads of his hair, believing some new flavor of cotton candy has been added to the bill of faire

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Apr 25
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        "The President praised the legacy of Baba Ghanoush and said he did good things for India"

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      1. alek‏ @unmadepath Apr 25
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        Fresh vegetables try to make their escape faced with post-apocalyptic conditions.

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      1. Lumpy Rutherford‏ @lumpyrutherfor Apr 25
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        He's having the McDTs.

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      1. Bonnie‏ @CallieAlienCat Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        McDonalds withdrawal

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      1. Tunk Duggard‏ @AndrewWoodin1 Apr 25
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        pic.twitter.com/Xh2BrBQpoy

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He excused himself from the table and muttered he was going upstairs to take a Mike Pence and flush it down the Jim Ryan.

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump Suffering Horrible Indigestion After Eating Fresh, Well-Prepared State Dinner Meal - That is what you get @POTUS for eating like the pig you are

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somebody get him some McD’s, quick! Actually hold on, let’s just wait a bit.

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      1.  💙Donna Resists 💙‏ @DonnaWithrow2 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @ResistMonsters

        Lol

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Apr 25
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        When my kids were young I always told them that their eyes turned pink when they told a lie . . . . MMMMmmmmmmm.

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      1. Allison_swank‏ @SwankAllison Apr 25
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        No wonder Melania looked gleeful for once. She has a plan!

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the cure for that is fried lard... which gives his comb-over its sheen

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      1. Lori Rasmussen‏ @LoriRasmussen Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ohhhhh... let this one be true.pic.twitter.com/z8SPuk4LX9

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