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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 25

    Tom Brady Reveals That Humanity Will Perish Long Before He Retires https://trib.al/G2T5kcS pic.twitter.com/inzJkcb8aE

    10:17 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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    24 replies 515 retweets 2,302 likes
      1.  ⚰️ 🧟‍♂️Gore-ge Hefllraiser 💉 🔪‏ @georgehef Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As long as he still can't catch, I think we'll be ok. #GoBirds

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      1. Little Symphony‏ @littlesymph Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Tom Brady Reveals That Humanity Will Perish Long Before he Finishes a 40-yard Dash"

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      1. Jade Fitzgerald @ NMND 2018‏ @TriardtheFox Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where's the satire though #GoPatriots

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      1. syd‏ @sydbabs May 18
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        @AndDelVec I do not mess around with an "I'll find it and tag you" promise 😂

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      1. John Verba‏ @avljohn159 Apr 25
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        @Madsv89 Ha!

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      1. Kizilcik‏ @Kizilcik_Ulq Apr 25
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        I want to live long enough to see him retire, to see her wife retire, to see the brady family popularity retire

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      1. MKE‏ @PharaohMKE Apr 25
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        @realcodykabeary 2 more centuries till Brady retires 🙏🏽

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      1. Kate Howard‏ @katehoward2uk Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perish how , by your presence?

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      2. Bird‏ @T_Rob700 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BrentShoulders

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      3. Brent Shoulders‏ @BrentShoulders Apr 28
        Replying to @T_Rob700 @TheOnion

        Haha he shall play forever

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      1. CapitalistCuck‏ @Wheelerz13_ Apr 26
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        Omg he must be immortal!!!!!!!

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      1. Nicolas Quatse‏ @nicolasquatse Apr 25
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        @johnpesce17

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 25
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        Tom B. deflates my high hopes for the contrary.

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      1. Not My President‏ @notmiprez Apr 25
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        Tom Brady is God

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      1. Kendersrule‏ @kendersrule Apr 25
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        so, next week?

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      2. Benjamin‏ @daftbenjamin Apr 25
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        @AlecSeitler

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      3. Alec Seitler‏ @AlecSeitler Apr 25
        Replying to @daftbenjamin @TheOnion

        Sucks to suck humanity

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      1. Cameron‏ @CamRocha_ Apr 25
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        @Nearsy11 @sportsarenice

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