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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 25

    Mom Leaves Sweet Little Note For Sixth-Grader In ADD Prescription Bottle https://trib.al/u5iUNGi pic.twitter.com/oMHsjOGyq5

    6:33 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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    • maximum🇺🇸🇸🇪 spooky saltine cracker OC Korance Nightengale Keri Ann Collins Javier Mosquera intellectual dumbass 😔🤘💕++:) ms. jones Intergalactic Junior Dog Trainers
    18 replies 230 retweets 1,712 likes
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      2. Joshua Cypess‏ @JoshuaCypess Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this meant to be ironic (in kids' needed prescription medicine instead of lunch) or a hallmark Onion 'headline is about mundane life but funny because we elevated it to breaking news'?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. too_ LoudBear‏ @Vile_bum Apr 25
        Replying to @JoshuaCypess @TheOnion

        Honestly, it's just straight up both cases.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Libertário Hoppeano‏ @HoppeanAncap Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not only is the "you're" missing an apostrophe, but the "o" looks more like an "a" and what is supposed to be the "u" looks like an "i" (even has a dot). Even if the dot is actually supposed to be an apostrophe, this is the worst writing of this word I've ever seenpic.twitter.com/aJEeovRrM6

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      3. .JRM.‏ @DunnaMang Apr 25
        Replying to @HoppeanAncap @TheOnion

        You are literally wrong on all accounts. Everything looks fine here. Perhaps not perfect, but under no sun do any of your issues hold water. You should find a set of stairs and fall down them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Libertário Hoppeano‏ @HoppeanAncap Apr 25
        Replying to @DunnaMang @TheOnion

        I can clearly see its a "you're", but I find it strange to not put some space between each part, bc it makes it look like it could be written wrongly. Saying it's the worst writing was an exaggeration, but it did catch my eye. But if you think it looks good, who am I to argue?

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      1. in lotro im a pretty big deal‏ @shlotato Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Knatureimages I’ve found a way you can leave me notes as an adult

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      2. Evan Aguilar‏ @EvanAguilar Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AgentAguilar

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      3. Danny Aguilar‏ @AgentAguilar Apr 25
        Replying to @EvanAguilar @TheOnion

        seen this lol

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      1. Robin Schapiro‏ @Randi_Robin Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao

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      1. connor but spooky‏ @Manners16 Apr 25
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        Thanks mom

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Apr 25
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        REAL LIFE

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      1. Shanna Marie Willie‏ @shannamarie_123 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yas 😂😂😂

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      1. Ky Krebs  🏳️‍🌈‏ @kykrebs Apr 25
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        Fuck, this one's good.

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      1. trvr lnftt‏ @linthwaiteTW Apr 25
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        Oh I how miss the misdiagnosed Ritalin , what a fucked up way to start the day that was

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      2. Tam~‏ @kankato1 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if my mom did this for me irl? >.>;;

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      3. Dick Wolf‏ @DefaultWhite_ Apr 25
        Replying to @kankato1 @TheOnion

        would be weird for her to leave notes for an entire subreddit

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      1. Nadav‏ @nnnalka2176 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How sweet

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